Big Bright Moon and a Tall Oak Tree

by agentAK

A Parody of KT Tunstall's Big Black Horse and a Cherry Tree for Artemis Fowl. No spoilers, unless you haven't read the first book. And honestly, if you haven't, why are you here?

A/N: I own nothing. Characters are owned by Eoin Colfer, original song by K.T. Tunstall (Big Black Horse and a Cherry Tree). Just a parody I thought up, based on The Fowl Siege. Enjoy.

Big Bright Moon and a Tall Oak Tree

Two, three, four

(woo-hoo, woo-hoo)

Well my Butler knows me better than I know myself

So I'm gonna let him do all the talking.

I came across a place in the middle of nowhere

With a big bright moon and a tall oak tree.

I felt a little guilt about my plan

I said "Don't think 'bout it, just keep on going."

When the small woman said "Get back, boy"

Said, "Get back boy, don't take on me"

But I said no, no, no, no-no-no

I said no, no, you are the one for me

No, no, no, no-no-no

I said no, no, your friends will pay my fee

And you woke up later that night,

I'd knocked you out for a couple hours.

I'd crossed a line, and I shouldn't have done it,

And it won't forgive me after all these years

So I sent back some gold, let you free

After capturing you by the big oak tree

Now I feel bad for what I've done,

Even though I got the gold, and I had won

And it said no, no, no, no-no-no

Said no, no, you are the one for me

No, no, no, no-no-no-no

Said no, no, your friends would pay my fee

Said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

You are the one for me

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Your friends would pay my fee

(do, do, do, do)

I waited at the

Big bright moon and the tall oak tree

I couldn't do it, 'cause my heart had forsaken me

Big bright moon, and a tall oak tree

(Big bright moon and a tall oak tree)

I nearly gave in, 'cause my heart had forsaken me