Harry Potter and the Very Streird Future
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
A/N: Streird means strange/weird. I have nothing against Harry Potter. I'm actually a Harry Potter fanatic. I just wrote this because I was bored. This is what happens when a bored streird person gets on a computer. This is my first story so be nice! This story has Pirates of the Caribbean characters in it like Elizabeth, Will and of course Jack Sparrow!
Harry Potter and his best friends Ron, Hermione, and Ginny were walking back into the Burrow. Fred and George had just come out to show them their latest creation.
"I wonder what it is they want to show us," said Ginny.
"Knowing them it's probably something to get you out of class," said Hermione.
"Farting fakers?" suggested Ron.
"Migrane makers?" said Harry.
"What is it?" Ron and Hermione asked Fred and George at the same time.
"Oh, you'll see," said Fred with a look of excitement on his face.
"You can't let Mum see you," explained George. They walked inside and snuck upstairs to Fred and George's room. Inside there was a huge machine with a lever and a ton of buttons.
"What is that?" asked Ginny.
"That," said George."Is a time machine."
"A time machine?" said Ginny. "Awesome, I've always wanted to know my future."
Twenty minutes passed as Fred and George explained the rules. Finally they were ready to see their futures.
"Don't do anything stupid," said Fred.
"Bye," they both said. They pushed them through this portal like thing.
A bright light flashed and suddenly they were in a dark alleyway.
"Where are we?" asked Ginny.
"Hey, look," said Hermione."There's someone over there."
"It looks like Harry and Ginny,"said Ron. He was right. There was a tall man with glasses and jet black hair and a woman with long, dark red hair. They were holding hands and to Harry's disbeleif, wearing wedding rings.
"Be right back," said Harry. They watched as he ran across the street and puked in a bush. When he came back, Ginny smacked him in the stomach.
They could barely hear what Harry and Ginny were saying;
"Where are we going again?" asked Harry.
"We're visiting Ron at his new home," replied Ginny.
"So why are we going here?" His question was immediatley answered when she started knocking on the dumpster.
"What?!? Who is it? What do you want?" said a scary voice. The lid of the dumpster was lifted up. Ron Weasley stood up and looked around at Ginny and Harry.
"Oh, hey guys,"said Ron. "I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend." Elizabeth (Pirates of the Caribbean) stood up and Ron kissed her cheek. They heard a yell, looked up and saw that Jack Sparrow jumped off a rooftop. He landed on Ron, had a sip of rum and said, "Hello Lizzie." Then they started making out.
A/N: I'll try to get the next chapter done A.S.A.P. I hope you enjoyed!