Chapter 1

The Beginning of an Adventure

It was a cold and dreary night. Many humans stayed inside, knowing what lurks in the cold night. A lab was seen in a dark forest. It looked normal, but it was in the water, hidden from any goody two shoes, or the Sky Army. Inside the lab were many test patients and mobs that were placed in cells. But there was one special prisoner. She was placed in a strange iron cell, engulfed by water. Inside the cell had air, for the prisoner to breathe.

She was strapped by her arms over her head with chains. A depressed look on her face, her sky blue eyes stared at the floor. Her blonde hair picked up in a ponytail, but her bangs were covering half of her face. Her attire consisted of a small blue tank top and gray long sweat pants.

The door swung open to an abnormally tall woman. Some would think that she was human, but her face told the opposite. Her face had strange squid tentacles that appeared on her jaw. And her skin was a dark blue.

"Its time." The tall woman said, walking towards the young girl that was in chains. The blonde just scowled. The captor chuckled softly.

"Its time to get up, time for your purpose to be executed." The woman told the younger one.

The blonde lazily stood up, not taking one look at the taller lady. The tall one began to unlock the chains, gripping the younger ones wrist to bring her out of the cell. The woman brought the young girl to two very large guards. The said guards grabbed the girl by the shoulders and followed the tall woman down the long hallway.

They appeared at a different room, known as the testing room. Walking inside, they took the girl to a metal table. Knowing there was no way out of this, the blonde sighed, and sprung up on the table. Everyone in the room had blue skin, except the captured girl. One of the scientists walked casually to the table, and the tall woman and guards left the room. The scientist had weird tentacles on his face, and had tentacles for hands.

He brought a long needle with him, smirking deviously at the young girl. He strapped the girl to the table, and began to pump some strange green liquid that was in a small bottle into the needle. He brought the needle near the girls arm, and plunged it inside her arm. The girl screamed at the contact with the needle, and everything went black.

-One day later-

"ATTACK!" Many soldiers ran forward, bringing their weapons with them to rid of their enemies. Speaking of enemies, the opposite side contained of many strange humans that had tentacles upon their bodies. The two armies clashed, many soldiers swinging left and right. Their commander, Skydoesminecraft, or Sky, stood upon a hill. He had a victorious smirk on his face that could have fan girls squealing.

"Tonight! We will destroy all of the pesky squid-men!" He shouted, bringing his sword into the air. Sky ran down the hill, slashing squid-men that were in his way. When he made it to the bottom, he swung his sword upwards, taking out more of his enemies.

Across the battlefield, there was another man, a soldier of the Sky Army. He was an weird one, he had short black hair, a tie that had checkered designs, black sunglasses, and he was wearing a black suit.

"Смърт! Калмар измет!" He shouted now laughing almost insanely.

(A/N: I used Google Translate for Bulgarian sentences, so if I don't make sense, I'm sorry.)

"Bro, what the balls are you saying?" Another soldier asked, this guy was a strange one as well. He was a watermelon, sported 3-D glasses, a blue shirt that had purple splotches on it, and red and white checkered pants.

"You figure it out!" The first soldier exclaimed. He slashed at more squid-men and even threw a few TNTs at several groups of squid-men.

"How the melons am I supposed to do that when I don-"

BOOM!

The two soldiers stopped in their tracks, turning their heads to the source of the sudden explosion.

"Bodil, how many times have I told you not to leave TNT randomly in the battlefield! This is serious, you could hurt someone that is on our side!" The watermelon scolded to the other man.

"It wasn't me! I promise, I didn't set any-"

Another explosion occurred...

"See Bashur? How is it me doing that when I'm not near it." The Bulgarian soldier asked the melon. The watermelon known as Bashur shrugged his shoulders.

"Beats me, lets check it out." Bashur said. The two of them turned towards the explosion and dashed to it.

Sky was rushing, still battling his way to the unknown explosion.

"What the Nether happened?" He thought, stabbing one last squid human hybrid in the face and finally making it to the bomb site. It was still smoking around the area. Many squid-men and Sky Warriors lie upon the ground, lifeless. Sky sighed, their sacrifices will not be in vain.

"Huh, what's that over there?" Sky asked himself, noticing a little crater in the middle if the explosion. He then saw something inside the crater, but from the distance he was at he couldn't tell what it was.

"What happened?" A voice called a few feet away. Sky turned his head away from the crater, seeing Bashur and Bodil enter the scene.

"What do you think Bashur?" Sky replied sarcastically, Bashur scoffed and walked closer to the smoky area, pondering a bit.

"Well, an explosion happened, that's for sure." Bodil said,

"And by the scuff marks, it wasn't TNT that did it."

"How can you tell?" Sky asked, walking closer to the crater, but stopped when Bashur grabbed his shoulder.

"Woah, you have to buy me a drink first." Sky joked, Bashur chuckled softly.

"I don't think we should go over there. It looks dangerous." Bashur stated.

"No freaking duh Sherlock." Bodil said, walking passed the other two.

"Well excuse me princess..." Bashur mumbled to himself, letting go of Sky shoulder.

The three men walked closer, unknowing what was there in the crater. But from a far distance it looked yellow.

"Do you think its budder?" Sky asked the other two, a happy expression upon his face.

"Sky, why does everything have to be budder for you?" Bodil asked, slightly annoyed at Sky's odd fetish.

"Because it's the meaning of life, our human race's purpose is to find budder. And taste its creamy goodness!" Sky replied, drool forming on the side of his mouth.

"Eww..." Bashur said, hoping they won't linger on that subject. Because Sky gets really weird whenever they talk about butter, or budder as Sky calls it.

Bodil grabbed a stick that was still in tact. Bring himself closer to the thing, or actually, her? Odd.

"Is she dead?" Bashur asked the other two, Sky pondered for a moment.

"Possibly, but she doesn't look like she belongs to any of the armies" he said, scratching the back of his head.

"Is-... is she just a normal villager?" Bodil gasped, how could a young girl get into a battle field, with no armor, or weapons. He poked the lifeless girl on her head with the stick.

Within a flash her eyes opened. She stood up, now showing her true self. She was standing, but her face look dead, and lifeless, half of her face was pitch black, one of her eyes was replaced with an enderman's eye.

"Uh... guys..." Bashur said, uneasy.

"W- uh... I don't think she's on our side." He told the other two. Sky chuckled, walking closer to the strange female.

"Nonsense Bash, she's perfectly fi-" Sky was interrupted with a foot to his face. He was thrown backwards, hitting the ground hard.

"Scratch that." Bodil said, pulling out his sword.

"Yeah, we should never listen to Sky." Bashur stated, holding a sword as well.

"Well fine! Don't come crying to me when squids take over and I'm not around!" Sky yelled, standing to his feet, his head hurt immensely.

The girl pulled out a bow and arrow quickly, pointing it at the two soldiers. Bashur tilted his head, but then smirked. He turned his head towards Bodil.

"You ready?" Bodil asked,

"That's like asking if gravity exists." Bashur replied,

"Uh..."

"DUH!"

"Oh."

The two men dashed forward, ready to fight. The girl just stood there, but then when the two ran closer, she fired her arrow. The arrow slipped past Bash and Bodil.

"Hahaha! You missed!" Bashur yelled, bringing his sword upwards.

"No." The girl surprisingly replied, her voice was horrifying, it sounded like two were speaking, one of the voices sounded normal, but the other sounded like metal scraping violently against each other. The arrow was nearing Sky, his eyes widened and while thinking fast he brought out his sword and blocked the arrow.

"Hah, see? You mis-" Bodil turned his head away from Sky and stopped. She was gone.

"Huh? Where the balls did she go?" Bashur questioned.

Sky sighed, knowing that the weird being was gone. Wherever she went, he didn't care. Until she appeared I front of him.

"Guy-" he gasped when his throat was suddenly grasped in the girl's hand. She slammed him to the floor.

"SKY!" The other two screamed, and ran to the two. Bashur dashed forward and slashed his sword into the girl's torso. But she didn't even flinch. Bodil tackled the girl. Taking her off of Sky.

"Hands off you freak!" He yelled. Bodil punched the girl a few times, then he was thrown off. The girl stood, and turned towards Sky pulling out two swords. He froze, but soon shook his head when she teleported to him. He brought his sword and blocked the girl's attack. Bashur slashed his sword at the girl, but it was blocked by her other sword. The three commenced in battle, and Bodil was on his way to join when Sky suddenly yelled,

"Bodil! Get help!" Bodil didn't leave, he didn't want to diss them.

"But-" he was cut off.

"Bodil, you son of a mustache! Freaking go!" Bashur yelled, still slashing and blocking at the girl. Bodil grunted and left the three to their battle.

So I hope you enjoyed my little story. This is my first fanfiction... EVER! So I do hoped you liked it!

More chapters to come, if you guys want more. If not, o-ok...

Haha! All jokes aside, I would appreciate if you guys reviewed it. I would like to improve on writing for you guys. (Because we know Grammar Nazis exist. Haha, just kidding!)

ANYWHO!

Courage and Godspeed!