"Hold still."
"Lehman I swear."
"I said hold still, I'm almost done."
"Damn Lehman."
"Well that wouldn't have happened if you would have held still."
"Well, maybe if I went to an actual barber, then my ear wouldn't have gotten nicked."
"Oh stop your whining, it's not even bleeding."
"Oh that's your defense."
"Not my defense so much as it is the truth."
"Oh really."
"Matt it's not bleeding, I barely pricked the skin, god why are men such babies."