BACCHANAL

by SupernaturallyEgocentric

Second story for the E/O challenge - the boys in a bar. My first one was angsty and grief-ridden. My second is,I hope, lighter and funnier. Nothing beats a drunken Winchester! Unless it's a Winchester in a towel! Hmm, maybe I should do that next! Anyone up for drunken Winchesters in a bar in towels? Speak up or remain unfulfilled!

BACCHANAL

Sam swayed slightly.

Dean snickered. "You're drunk as a skunk!"

"You stink like a skunk!" Sam retorted. "Besides, am not!"

Dean rolled his eyes, belched. "Are so!"

The barmaid brought another bottle.

"Hey!" Sam appealed to her. "Who's drunker? Me or my brother?"

The woman studied each of them.

"I think it's a tie, sweetie pie." She walked away.

Sam stared after her admiringly. "She made a poem!"

"She called you sweetie pie, dude!" Dean chortled.

"Bite me!" Sam said and fell over.

"Wait, do they have pie here?"