A short Christmas offering set at no particular time just because I wanted to write one. It's just shamelessly fluffy (very sloppy for me) with slight hints of smut. If you read Torchwood High you may notice a bit of similarity!

Santa baby

Ianto woke up suddenly having heard a noise coming from downstairs. He noted the empty space next to him in the bed and wondered what Jack was up to now. He hoped he wasn't searching for his presents yet again. He heard footsteps coming up the stairs and pretended to be asleep, as Jack quietly opened the bedroom door to sneak back in.

'I hope you've kept your hands off those presents Jack Harkness. Yours aren't down there anyway. You are worse than a kid.'

Jack jumped as Ianto spoke.

'I thought you were asleep.'

'Not with you clumping around downstairs like a bull in a china shop.'

Ianto opened his eyes to see Jack stood there wearing his Santa outfit with mistletoe stuck into his hat.

'Are you expecting me to kiss you Santa? I wondered why you always wanted to know who the naughty ones were!'

'Ah well, Ianto, you've always been naughty and nice.'

'Well, you'd know and I'm not kissing you wearing that beard. So what have you brought me, Santa?'

'Hmm, seeing as you've been such a good boy, I've brought you lots of toys to play with.'

Ianto raised his eyebrows and rolled his eyes as he opened the box Jack presented to him.

'Is there anything left in the shop? I'm not sure what some of these are for,' he laughed.

'But think of the fun we can have finding out. I've also remembered the batteries!'

Ianto threw a pillow at Jack.

'Is that it then?' Ianto feigned sadness and pulled a sack of goodies from under his side of the bed.

'No you silly elf of course not. The rest are downstairs but I've something here I wanted you to have now.'

Jack pulled out a small box from his pocket.

'Snap,' Ianto said, as he pulled a similarly sized box from under the pillow.

'Do we open them together?' Jack asked.

'I think so,' replied Ianto coyly. Inside both were rings. Both had the initials I and J entwined on them.

'There's a message inscribed inside,' Jack explained.

'Mine too,' relied Ianto.

They both looked and both gasped as they realised they'd engraved the same message, Fy nhariad am byth. (My sweetheart forever)

As the tears formed in their eyes at the same time they both said, 'marry me'.

They slipped the rings on each other's wedding fingers and at the same time replied, 'yes please'.

Ianto grabbed Jack's beard pulling him down towards the bed. They shared a kiss for some time.

'Ho, ho, ho have I got a surprise for you!'

'I think you'll find I've got one as well Santa, and I'm ever so good.'

Strangely it didn't take long for the red suit to hit the floor.

'Now where did I put that box of toys?'

'Oh Santa, just come here and kiss me.'

HAVE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR

Ca a 'n Nadolig hapus a 'n grai blwyddyn

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