Authors Notes: All right, this is written by three people and it gets a
little crazy so hold on!!! (Try to imagine three girls who are crazy and
really bored!!!) We had a great time writing it and always tried to stump
the other girls by leaving cliffhangers in the messages (we took turns in
our writing and sometimes set word limits) Anyways, this will most likely
be short, but it's fun, and guaranteed a laugh!!!
The chapters do not have names because we could not think of any so you'll just have to live without them. LOL!
Anyways, Hold on to your seats and enjoy!
Snape was sleeping with a very small black stuffed animal named Wolfie.
Now this animal liked to have wild parties and dance around like a wild pony in extremely tight tights. Severus was worried because he didn't know how to dance so instead he decided to Higher Sirius Black the Poofy bitch. Now Sirius watched Snape dance [and] laughed at the redicules oaf because he wore pink (bunny) ears...
"Hmm," said Sirius as Severus did the Macarena before him.
"You look like a ding bat!" Sirius said and he showed the other his longg sword. Severus fainted and swooned. It (was)-- long, silver, and it had pockadots on it and stripes
"You stole that off Wolfie!" said Severus who was very angry at Sirius for stealing Wolfie's beloved chew toy—
"give it back" Severus said with a puffed up chest "this is Wolfie's. Wolfie this...is your long lost brother, Sirius"
"Nooooooooooooooooo," said Wolfie and he jumped on Black's chest and began to bite him
"no, Wolfie, stop it!" said Severus. "What I meant to say was he's your long lost soul mate who died 36 years ago and has comeback in the form of Sirius, don't ask me how I know this, but I do, so just except it."
Wolfie nodded solemnly and backed away from the terrified Sirius then he realized that what Snape said was right and said to Sirius "Turn into a dog, please, so we can do our long lost tradition of pant swapping!!!!!!!!!!!"
And so the two long forlorn soul mates, unbuckled their robes and removed their pants ((*re-reminds group that pants means underwear in British or so elixia says)) "o my, Wolfie, what big PANTS you have!!! You make me proud, big arse"
"thanks " said Wolfie "I work out with the buns of steel video every night! Gotta keep it in good form ya know!"
And so the excited little fluff balls drifted off into conversation, leaving poor Mr. Snape to look on miserably. "If only Hermione was here," he said with a longing look in his deep black eyes.
"I am! Professor Snake hips! Let's go dance!"
"I have a better idea!" said Snape with a smile quivering in the corner of his mouth.
"What is it?"
"I think you know" Severus replied
Hermione smiled and said..." lets go, I've been waiting eagerly for your big strong friend Wolfie to escort me to the Ball."
"No," said Severus, "I will take you, after all, you are no longer a student, your a teacher, it is allowed. Come, let's get ready."
The chapters do not have names because we could not think of any so you'll just have to live without them. LOL!
Anyways, Hold on to your seats and enjoy!
Snape was sleeping with a very small black stuffed animal named Wolfie.
Now this animal liked to have wild parties and dance around like a wild pony in extremely tight tights. Severus was worried because he didn't know how to dance so instead he decided to Higher Sirius Black the Poofy bitch. Now Sirius watched Snape dance [and] laughed at the redicules oaf because he wore pink (bunny) ears...
"Hmm," said Sirius as Severus did the Macarena before him.
"You look like a ding bat!" Sirius said and he showed the other his longg sword. Severus fainted and swooned. It (was)-- long, silver, and it had pockadots on it and stripes
"You stole that off Wolfie!" said Severus who was very angry at Sirius for stealing Wolfie's beloved chew toy—
"give it back" Severus said with a puffed up chest "this is Wolfie's. Wolfie this...is your long lost brother, Sirius"
"Nooooooooooooooooo," said Wolfie and he jumped on Black's chest and began to bite him
"no, Wolfie, stop it!" said Severus. "What I meant to say was he's your long lost soul mate who died 36 years ago and has comeback in the form of Sirius, don't ask me how I know this, but I do, so just except it."
Wolfie nodded solemnly and backed away from the terrified Sirius then he realized that what Snape said was right and said to Sirius "Turn into a dog, please, so we can do our long lost tradition of pant swapping!!!!!!!!!!!"
And so the two long forlorn soul mates, unbuckled their robes and removed their pants ((*re-reminds group that pants means underwear in British or so elixia says)) "o my, Wolfie, what big PANTS you have!!! You make me proud, big arse"
"thanks " said Wolfie "I work out with the buns of steel video every night! Gotta keep it in good form ya know!"
And so the excited little fluff balls drifted off into conversation, leaving poor Mr. Snape to look on miserably. "If only Hermione was here," he said with a longing look in his deep black eyes.
"I am! Professor Snake hips! Let's go dance!"
"I have a better idea!" said Snape with a smile quivering in the corner of his mouth.
"What is it?"
"I think you know" Severus replied
Hermione smiled and said..." lets go, I've been waiting eagerly for your big strong friend Wolfie to escort me to the Ball."
"No," said Severus, "I will take you, after all, you are no longer a student, your a teacher, it is allowed. Come, let's get ready."