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Heero and the singing Relena Fish
By: J.L.Rosenqueen
(me ^-^)
Heero: ::walks into one of those fancy hardware stores, looking around he spots those singing fish. To his complete horror and dismay…he finds one with Relena's head on it.::
Relena: ::spots Heero and opens up her big, fishy mouth:: Hey! HEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOO!
Heero: ::winces::
Relena: let me sing for you please please please please pleeeeeeease?!
Heero: ::figuring that the only way to shut her up is by pressing the button underneath a small speaker. He presses it::
Relena: ::starts to sing to the tune of "Take me To the River":: Take me to the river….DROP me in the water!
Heero: ::scowls and throws a bucket of water on her head, keeping the bucket on there and beats it violently with a hose::
Relena: ::cross-eyed, tongue hanging out the side of her mouth:: Ow….MY FREAKIN HEAD! Oh well…
Heero: ::presses the button::
Relena: ::starts to sing "If I had a hammer". :: If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening and-
Heero: ::obviously pissed, grabs a hammer and whacks the shit out of the Relena Fish::
Relena: ::nose is dented in and her scales are very scuffed:: Ow…my freaking nose! Oh well…at least the song isn't we will we will rock you….
Heero: ::pushes the button::
Relena: ::hears "We Will Rock You" come from the speaker. She looks shifty-eyed around the isle, Heero is only standing there, looking extremely bishonen…as usual :: We.._….will…we _ will….rock you!
Heero: ::frowns and starts to heave boulders, stones and any other kind of rock at the Relena Fish::
Relena: :: has a black eye, and is hanging off to the side:: oh god…I can't imagine a greater pain then this.
Heero: ::smirks evilly and pushes the button::
Relena: ::hears "Like a Virgin" come out of the speakers:: _ what are you up to?! _
Heero: nothing…::he shrugs::
Relena: yeah you make me feel…._ all shiny and new…oh like a VIRRRGIN! OH MY GOD! ::a stick of dynamite is sticking out of her ass:: what are you….some kinda sick freaking weirdo!? Oh my god…
Heero: ::pushes the button::
Relena: ::hears the song "TNT" come out of the speaker:: no….no way in HELL am I singing that song…
Heero: ::presses the button for back up singers as Relena mutters under her breath "jackass" ::
::Chibi Duo and Quatre jump out no where and start stuffing her with dynamite::
Relena: ::muffled:: HELP! HELP!
Heero: ::Smirking wider::
Chibi Duo and Quatre: I'm like TNT…I'm dynamite!
Relena: ::explodes in all her fishy glory, pieces flying everywhere:: X.X
Heero: ::_Actually_ laughs and picks up the Relena head and chucks it, he walks out of the store, hands in pockets, Chibi's sitting on his shoulders::
THE END! Was it good? Or was it bad…? Tell me what cha think! ~.^…
J.L.Rosenqueen otherwise known as Hey-You-Looking-Through-my-Window