Sasuke in Unicorn Land

Chapter 1

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or any of the other Naruto characters. They all belong to Mr. Masashi Kishimoto. I only own this fanfic.

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"Oy…Sasuke, you drink anymore of that and you'll pass out." Kakashi warned.

"Psh, only fools pass out from root beer." Sasuke drunkenly.

30 minutes later

KA-KLUNK!!!

"Sasuke? Umm, Sasuke? Hey! Wake up!" Kakashi said as he shook Sasuke, who had collapsed onto the restaurant floor.

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"Hey, you, get up!" Kankuro said as he poked Sasuke with a stick.

SLAP!

"OW!! What the heck's your problem!?" Sasuke yelled as he jerked up.

"Who are you?" Kankuro asked.

Just then, Sasuke's vision came back into focus. He rubbed his eyes and looked around. The sky was a bright purple color and he was laying in a field of rainbow-colored grass. To his left was a giant rock made out of peppermint and in the distance to his right, he saw a giant green lake.

"Where the heck am I?" exclaimed Sasuke dazed as he rubbed his red cheek.

"Answer the question!" said Kankuro, getting angry.

"And If I don't?" Sasuke said; equaling annoyed.

"Because if you don't, I'll have you get sent to the duengoens where a drunken Orochimaru will be waiting with a cactus shaped like Zetsu's head, and a bucket of cleaning products. So pick, come quietly or a drunk Orochimaru?" Kankuro retorted.

Holy crap, anything's better than Orichimaru, especially a drunken one, Sasuke thought to himself as a shiver went down his spine.

"I'm Sasuke Uchiha, hey, haven't I seen you before?" Sasuke asked.

"Psh, I doubt it, we've never met before."

"You're Gaara's older brother…what was it? Oh yeah, your name is Klark right?"

"Hmph, my name is Kankuro but I have no clue who this Gaaraperson is. Now come on, we gonna go to see the princess to find out what to do with you. Come on, we'll be riding unicorns." said Kankuro as he pulled out a whistle that was looked like a tooth.

"Hmph, I'm not going anywhere before you tell me where we are." Sasuke stubbornly said.

"Are you an idiot? We're in Unicorn Land, duh. In the sky are the cotton candy clouds. To your right is the Misty Green Lake of Key Lime Soda and to your left is the Minty Metomorphic Rock. And what you're lying in right now are the Great Gummy Worm Fields," said Kankuro as he blew into the whistle.

TOOT!!

Just then, a great galloping noise could be heard in the distance. The noise got closer and closer until it seemed only a few feet away.

"I heard the glorious tone of the Magical Whistle of Youth felt the youthfulness explode in this area!" yelled an unknown, yet strangely familiar voice.

"Your words are so inspiring Gai-sensei!" yelled a younger sounding, even more strangely familiar voice.

Right then and there, Sasuke saw one of the most disturbing creatures in his life.