Bruce's eyes fluttered open. His arms, legs and neck were tied down with chains that seemed to be made of a strange metal.
"Hello?" Bruce cried out, staring at his chains "Where am I?" he asked nobody. He tried to Hulk out but when he started to grow, an electric shock jolted and shrunk him. He was trapped.
"Calm down Banner, you're in my lab. I'm just using you as my guinea pig." a familiar voice called out from the darkness.
"Tony?" Bruce asked in shock, "Is that you?"
Tony stepped out of the darkness wearing a white lab coat. "Yeah Banner it's me"
"What the hell?!" Bruce asked, "What are you doing to me? How long was I out? What are these chains made of?" He gave his chains a tug.
"I'm going to inject you with a gender changing serum, you were out nine hours and your chains are made of Starkonium, the strongest metal in the world."
"Gender changing serum? Starkonium? What on God's green earth is Starkonium?"
"First of all," Tony said cheerfully, "Starkonium is a new element I discovered. Second of all, I'm just going to inject you with a serum that will change your gender for five days." Tony walked over to Bruce, wiped a patch of skin down with an alcohol swab, and stuck a rather sharp needle in his arm.
"Five days?!" yelped Bruce while cringing at the needle.
"Yes" Tony said as he grabbed a small pill and a glass of what appeared to be water. "Five days. It will be over before you know it big guy. Now open wide!" he popped the pill in Bruce's mouth and poured the glass's remains down his throat.
"Brwah!" Bruce yelped, his throat burning, as he gagged on the clear liquid. "What was that?!"
"Vodka and a sleeping pill. Goodnight sir. Or should I say ma'am!"
"I'm not a girl!' Bruce retorted.
"Not yet!" Tony teased as he shut the lights and locked up the lab.
"What a bastard" Bruce thought. He knew he couldn't escape so he allowed himself to fall into a deep sleep…