I am a sap of a romantic who just had this idea stuck in my head. Defining Hell IV, by cpneb helped in that regard to make sure that it stayed stuck until this was written.

Time frame: This is the replacement of "The Cupid Effect" in year four of Kim Possible. It will be AU because I'm not going to write the whole episode's beginning. (Beware of the Ron-silliness at the beginning)

Disclaimer: All that you see belongs to Disney

Iffert's Flaming One-shots Presents:

A Possible Load of Happiness

I.

Beep beep beedeep beep beep

The familiar tone set off on Ron Stoppable's kimmunicator as the late rise and shiner slowly stirred from his bed. Shaking his head Ron whined a bit, "Aww, why did I decide to let them saddle me up with one of these blasted things Rufus?"

The naked mole rat looked up from his part of the bed and gave a yawn giving a shrug. He chattered something almost along the lines of 'Don't know, don't care.' as he turned back over to sleep again.

Agreeing with his friendly naked mole rat Ron flipped the pillow over his head and wished the stupid thing to go away, or at least prayed that it was just a small malfunction of equipment.

Beep beep beedeep beep beep

With another growl Ron threw the pillow across the room as he reached underneath his bed and grabbed the offending object. There was a good reason for Wade to call him at... 8 am on a Saturday. Or at least there had better be, "yawn Go Wade."

"Wow, Ron, sorry I didn't know that you were still sleeping", Wade said nervously, realizing that while he took advantage to call Kim this early in the morning, it never occurred to the young genius that Ron was not a rise and shiner. Until of course he dialed the guy in on the kimmunicator. "Umm... sorry I'll just call you back later on today."

Curiosity over came irritation as Ron saw how nervous his friend was, as he shook the last of the sleep out of his system, "No, no, its alright Wade. I got to get up in a few hours anyway to go to work. Or should I be calling in again?"

"No", Wade said snapping in a nervous voice. He apologized quickly, "Sorry, its not a mission, well not a regular one anyway. I umm... well need your help."

"Oh", Ron said off-handedly, now really giving Wade absolutely all of his attention. It was rare that Wade called him other then for friendly chats, which Ron throughly enjoyed. "So what can the Ronster do for you today? New ideas for an invention."

"Well, you know what this Wednesday is don't you?" Wade said hopefully.

Scratching his head Ron replied, "The day after Tuesday?"

"Wednesday the Fourteenth?" Wade said slowly, hoping that it was just sleep stalling his friend's thought processes and not the wrong side of 'Ron-ness' that still happened every once in a while.

"Wait a minute, is it the Ides of February? I thought you said it wasn't on a mission." Ron all but whined, not wanting to go on another mission, and he had such plans for this week too.

"That's MARCH Ron, this is February the Fourteenth ... its Valentine's Day." Wade said with a bit of edge to his voice.

"Oh sorry Wade, I don't celebrate that day. Complete hatred toward all things V-day." by now Rufus had awoke with all of the chattering that was going on between his friend and the boy in the box. Walking up to his friend's shoulder he gave Ron's ear a good whack as if to say 'Focus Ron'. "Ow... sorry about waking you old buddy."

"Wouldn't Kim sort of be disappointed?" Wade looked at Ron as if he had grown another head. (Other then Rufus)

Ron blinked for a bit as the last of the fog lifted itself up from his mind, V-Day! That was right, Ron thought to himself, Kim and I have a big date that night. Inside his mind, Ron smiled a sly devious smile, not just for the big surprise that Ron had saved a month's worth of pay for, but for the one thing that even Kim seemed to miss. Wade had discovered girls.

Still with the mask of confusion, which was fun to do when there wasn't a mission, Ron whined a bit in resignation, "I guess, she will be if I don't do something... and soon. Aww man this tanks!"

Rufus blinked for a moment, didn't he associate Valentine's Day with Kim? Forever friend to forever love? Sometimes he'd never understand the way humans thought... if they were destined to be mated the they should just mate and make snuggling sounds when they were together. "Stupid mating rituals." He muttered as he just sat there and watched the conversation go on.

"Not now Rufus." Ron said as he looked back over to the screen, "So what's the big deal there Wade, old buddy?"

"Well, you know that the Cybertron Festival of Robotics is going on in Middleton this week right?" Wade said hoping that his friend would be more helpful then being... well Ron... which in this case seemed to be a bad thing. "A... and you know who's visiting Kim this week right?"

"Slim, well duh he's here, his practically running the show." It was fun to see that extension of Kim's famil...y... oh, a-boo-ya. Ron derailed his own thought and continued to play for a bit.

"You know who else came right?" Wade said hoping that Ron would connect the dots on his own.

"Nana?" Ron couldn't resist.

"NO." Wade said empathetically.

Ron even knew when a joke was going too far, and this was one of those times. Time to let Wade off the hook. "Oh.. ooohh, Joss... the Ronster gets it now. Your wanting to date a bodiggity Possible perhaps?"

Wade fumbled a bit with his fingers for a bit. This was the reason why he called Ron, so now that it was out in the open. Why be this nervous? "Um, yeah, but I... err... have no idea how to even say hi to her much less ask her out for V..v...Valentine's Day. You've got to help me out here Ron." Resigning himself he lowered his head, "Your the only one I trust about this right now."

Ron Stoppable, was a lot of things, rarely though was he ever humble. This was one of those cases, and with that in mind Ron dropped all of the grief he had given Wade up until this point. "Ok, Wade, Ron-man is on the case. Anything you need me to do to hook you two up, I'll do. So why don't you tell the old Ronster the story."

Wade started talking, fumbling a bit at the beginning on how all of this happened. The story was actually simple, when Ron and Kim left Montana (after defeating Drakken), Kim came up with the idea to get Wade to talk to Slim about some ideas to upgrade Team Possible's equipment. That was one of the major reasons behind the construction of the battle suit. One day Slim was out of the office and Joss answered. The two exchanged pleasantries as she talked about some of her gymnastics, and he talked about his latest inventions. Wade was taken aback by the fact that she understood practically everything he said, and even gave a few pointers on ways to improve some of his ideas. He had made the 'mistake' of comparing her to her cousin, to Kim. While Wade had thought that he had insulted Joss, she seemed to take it to be flattery (which it actually was).

"...and for the last few months we have talked, sometimes for hours at a time. I guess in those months somewhere I started ... um crushin' on her." Wade said as he wrapped up the story. Then with the same breath he downed himself, "Look, I know I'm not, bulked up like a quarterback or athletic as she is, and I know that she is probably almost as smart as I am, but, um... do you think... you know.. there is a chance..."

"Wade, you know the motto, 'Anything is possible with a Possible'" It was a joke that Wade and he shared with one another. It actually was the only explanation that Ron could think of when Kim and he first started dating. "Look, Wade, give me a moment to shower and think for a bit and I'll call you right back, okay?"

"Ok, Ron and... thanks." Wade said as he waved to his friend.

"Hey there, its no big." Ron responded as he turned off the kimmunicator.

Sighing a bit he reached for his wallet. Pulling out a small black card, Ron then picked up the phone and dialed the number on the card. "I hope this works out Rufus." While he was no expert on dating, he knew a guy that was.

There was a voice that answered on the other line, "Alexander Hitchenson?" getting the appropriate response, "Hitch 'ole buddy, its the Ronster.", after a bit of laughter as a response, "Yeah, I'm still calling myself that, ok, ok stop with the laughing... anytime now." Even as a hero he had gotten no respect. "Yeah, I know what you think of it but I have to be my essential Ron-ness." "Look, Hitch I gotta problem, and I think your the guy to come to..." "No me and Kimmie are just doing fine." "Yes, I know wait two years before popping the question... its not about me..." "Yes, the Valentine's Day idea, I'm going to do it." "Your getting MARRIED?" "You'd better invite me to the bondiggity wedding." "Oh, yeah, okay, so here's the problem... its a young crush like-like sort of thing." "I know you don't normally do those but, this is a special case and I owe him more then a few thousand. Its with our tech Wade and ... another Possible." "Yeah, I knew you'd be all ears. And yes I owe you twenty bucks, sheesh... do you want to know the story or what?" With that Ron Stoppable relayed the story to his 'friend'.

(A/N: I WILL finish a story)