"Oh, man! This is a rip-off! It's just like the body building course we got last summer! And I was so looking forward to looking through things..."
P-Borg104 woke up in shock. This was the second time he had a strange dream. Like the previous time, he looked like a normal human with red hair and blue eyes, complete with a contagious smile.
But one look in the mirror brought him back to reality. He was sitting in the lab, still a robot. He rubbed his forehead with his normal hand, wondering if a cup of oil would make him feel better.
P-Borg104 eventually made it to the kitchen. He found a bottle of oil and pour some of it into a cup. As he took a sip, he noticed Vanessa was standing near the doorway. "Are you feeling okay?" she asked.
"Just another bizarre dream," P-Borg104 replied.
"What do you mean by 'another'?" Vanessa asked.
P-Borg104 sighed in defeat. "Last night, I dreamt I was this human," he explained. "I was singing this crazy song with a boy who has green hair and a rectangular-shaped head. He kept on calling me his brother for some strange reason. This time, the dream was about us making x-ray specs."
"Do you remember what the song was about?" Vanessa asked.
The young Boyborg took out a notepad. "I wrote down the lyrics and recorded the background music in my database," he said. "Can you sing it with me? It was a duet in my dream."
"I guess so," Vanessa said. "It my be connected to your past."
P-Borg104 played the music. Then he and Vanessa sang the lyrics that were written in the notepad. When P-Borg104 sang, his voice sounded auto-tuned.
P-Borg104: Bow, Chicka, Bow-Wow!
Vanessa: That's what my baby says!
P-Borg104: Mow-mow-mow!
Vanessa: And my heart starts pumping!
P-Borg104: Chicka-Chicka Choo Wap!
Vanessa: Never gonna stop!
Both: Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!
P-Borg104: My baby's got her own way of talking,
Whenever she says something sweet.
And she knows it's my world she's a-rockin',
Though my vocabulary's incomplete!
I know it may sound confusing,
Sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight!
But I never feel like I'm losing,
Vanessa: Losing!
P-Borg104: When I take the time to translate!
Both: Here's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
P-Borg104: Bow, Chicka, Bow-Wow!
Vanessa: That's what my baby says!
P-Borg104: Mow-mow-mow!
Vanessa: And my heart starts pumping!
P-Borg104: Oh Chicka-Chicka, Choo Wap!
Vanessa: Never gonna stop!
Both: Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!
P-Borg104: Well I don't know what to do!
Vanessa: I don't know what to do.
P-Borg104: But I think I'm getting through!
Vanessa: I think I'm getting through.
P-Borg104: 'Cause when I say I love you...
Vanessa: When I say I love you!
P-Borg104: She says, I Gitchee Gitchee Goo you too!
Vanessa: Gitchee Gitchee Goo you too!
P-Borg104: Gitchee Gitchee Goo you too!
Vanessa: Gitchee Gitchee Goo you too!
P-Borg104: Don't need a dictionary!
Bow, Chicka, Bow-Wow!
Vanessa: That's what my baby says!
P-Borg104: Mow-mow-mow!
Vanessa: And my heart starts pumping!
P-Borg104: Chicka-Chicka, Choo Wap!
Vanessa: Never gonna stop!
Both: Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!
P-Borg104: I said, a-Bow, Chicka, Bow-Wow!
Vanessa: That's what my baby says!
P-Borg104: Mow-mow-mow!
Vanessa: And my heart starts pumping!
P-Borg104: Chicka-Chicka, Choo Wap!
Vanessa: Never gonna stop!
Both: Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!
Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!
Gitchee Gitchee Goo means...
That I love you baby, baby, baby!
P-Borg104: Baby-baby-baby-baby.
Both: Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!
"Did you remember anything from the song?" Vanessa asked when the song was over.
"Not really," P-Borg104 admitted. "The lyrics don't make sense and the beat doesn't ring a bell. It must have been a crazy dream my memory chip made up."
Boy, was he wrong...