A/N: this was originally a comic that evolved into a story. The transition is a little weird so bear with me. This should be a funny tory. The original character's names are Anaren, a half-elf and a human named Richard. Other characters will be introduced as we go along. This will have to read as a script. r&r or I'm deleting. I deleted one story because I only had one reveiw and it was negative, so if you like the story let me know.
narrator (James Earl Jones): the elves of Middle Earth have been kidnapped by the man to be studied for their immortality. But Anaren and her weird friend have scheduled a break out. And that is where their story begins.
Legolas: Okay! Let's roll!
Figwit: What the hell are you wearing?!
Legolas: It's a cat-suit!
Figwit: You look so gay!
Legolas: Says the dude in a dress!
outside
Richard: I'm bored! I could be playing World of Warcraft!
Anaren: Dude! Turn around!
(there is a building set on fire with a sign that reads,'this is a secret military base. you see nothing.' and the elves are running to the V.W. bus.)
Anaren:(once everyone is on the hippie bus) role call! Arwen?
Arwen: Here
Anaren: Check. Uncle Celeborn?
Celeborn: Yo!
Anaren: No. Check. Estel?
Aragorn: Here.
Richard: But that's Aragorn!
Anaren: Yes, but his elvish name is Estel.
Richard: He's human. What's he doing here?
Anaren: Aragorn just turned 88.
Richard: (slightly purturbed) uh...looking good?
Aragorn: uh...thank you?
Anaren: Check. Elladan and Elrohir?
Both(wearing shirts that say thing 1/thing 2): Here!
Richard: Which is which?
Anaren: i have no idea. Elrond?...Elrond? Elrond!
Galadriel: I guess he...uh...fell behind?
Anaren: Check. Erestor?
Eerestor: I am present.
Anaren: Check.