Dairy of a Snake
Dear Dairy,
My name is Orochimarou. and I am SO SMEXY. Aren't I? Of course I am. I don't need to ask you. You are just a book. But You are a book with a picture of Sasuke on you! So you are awesome! Did I yet mention my student? He is very smexy. But not as smexy as I am. YEAH I'M SMEXY. Yep. Kabuto tells me everyday. Kabuto's such a good little servant. But he's not Sasuke. Oh, If only Sasuke liked me like kabuto did. Then my life would be perfect. yes it would. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go try to catch my smexy little student napping.
Sincerely,
Orochimarou
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Dear Diary,
Sasuke locked his door. He's so mean. and then he locked his window. and his closet. DANGIT. However did my smexy little student find out about the secret tunnel I had leading into his closet? Anyway, I can content myself with watching him through his window. But it's nothing like sneaking into his room. I wonder what I will do tomorrow? Oh, I know! I will go to the spa and have Kabuto follow me and tell me how smexy I am while I get a deep tissue massage! Yes! That will be so awesome! I am going to go have Kabuto tell me how smexy I am right now too! I will have twice the compliments!
Sincerely,
Orochimarou
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Dear Diary,
My student started beating me with a stick today! It hurt! I mean, how terrible! And I felt so smexy today! I had just got back from the spa, and I was feeling super smexy from all of Kabuto's descriptions of how smexy I am, so I decided to give my student a tiny lick, when he started beating me with a stick! I mean, how terrible! I have all of these bruises now, and they're ruining my smexiness! noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Sincerely,
Orochimarou
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