One Piece Fan Fiction
Title: Jacuzzi
Paring: Zoro X Sanji
Rating: M for Yaoi!
Date Made: 6/20/06
Summary: Luffy has once again ditched his crew but this story isn't about Luffy… Sanji and Zoro are left all alone in a spa together… nice things start to happen… read to find out!
Comment: Enjoy you Crazy Bastards!
Ch. 1 Rhythm of Breathing
Well it all started with Luffy, there ignorant captain, who some how or other gotten himself lost, on an island in the middle of nowhere. Yes, in other words he had run off with out the others, again, in search for food, leaving the rest of the straw hat crew, to worry their heads off.
"That's it! Our captain is a moronic pea head and what's more idiotic about it, is that were all following his stupidity!"
Nami was walking back and forth yelling obesities to herself quite loudly, freaking the others out. They all just stared and kept silent, as they watched her lose it. Sanji wanted to stop her but he too, was so scared, of the scene of an enraged Nami, that he had no other chose but to abandon that idea a long time ago. Zoro, on the other hand, was leaning casually up against the railing of the ship; eyes closed, prepared for a nap. Not a care in the world for his captains where about.
"I got it! How about we all split up and search for him? I bet he has't gone to far."
They just stared at her in silence…
"Oi, um? Nami-chan? Wouldn't dat be a bad idea, what if one of us gets in trouble?"
Sanji finally had gained some nerve to reason with his "lovely swan."
"Hum? I guess that's true. Why don't we go in pairs then?"
They pondered and came to the conclusion...
"NO!"
Nami's mouth dropped. That was pointless.
"FINE! WE'LL ALL LOOK TOGETHER!!!"
They all nodded at this and began to disembark the ship.
Sanji stopped, when he noticed they were one short. He walked back to find the swordsmen fast asleep. Zoro's face was calm and relaxed, unlike his usual sharp features. He was pleasant while he was sleeping. He almost liked Zoro this way. No more arguments, no more putting on a show in front of the crew, so Sanji took the chance to study the sleeping mans face. The swordsmen's lips where slightly open, steady breaths coming in and out, his chest, rising and falling with the rhythm of it. His whole body seems to have its own special rhythm and it could even changes the hearts and minds of those around him, taking on some of Luffys characteristics. He snapped out of it before he stared to long at the other man.
"Oi! Shitty Swordsmen! It's just like you to piss me off!"
He kicked the sleeping man in the ribs. Zoro grunted and sat up with an angry and annoyed look on his face.
"Always glad to be of service, Crap Cook!"
He stood up fast, grabbed his swords and speed walked past Sanji. The blond glaring the whole time, as he walked in back of Zoro, purposely giving him flat tries the whole way. They came across a tavern that looked like a restaurant but had a funny name in front of it.
"JACUZZI? What's that? Is it some kind of French restaurant?" Usopp said.
"No. Its not, you stupid Shit! It's name of a spa or bath house." Sanji rudely interjected,
"Bath, houses?" Zoro said while making a face.
"I don't think Luffys in there. If it doesn't involve food, it doesn't involve Luffy."
Nami bared her teeth at the familiar name, wishing death upon its owner.
"Then I don't care about you guys but I'm done looking for that idiot. If he wants to come back, he will. I think we should take advantage of our situation and relaxes for a bit."
Nami turn towards the others.
"How about you guys? Are you with me?"
They looked at each other and then back at Nami.
"YYYAAAYYY!!!!!!"
They all jumped in the air with big smiles on their faces.
"Nami-swan is the greatest!"
Sanji claps his hands together, hearts in his eyes and admired the orange, headed, woman's fabulous idea. He was, at first, thinking only about seeing Nami in a bathing suit again. When another thought hit him, one that made him stop and think for a second.
He thought of Zoro in nothing but a towel, showing off that tanned, smooth, looking skin. Like Sanji would ever admit to the guy that he had a nice body but the fact was... Zoro had a fabulous body and it wasn't just for show too. He could kick ass, if he wanted to. With that three sword thing he dose. Then Sanji thought of Zoro's nice, hot, sexiness, touching him. Those warm looking, hands, rubbing all over him. That hot looking mouth licking his…
OKAY?! That was enough of that…
His face turned bright red. Had he really just though of that stupid swords men on sexual terms! There's no way! It was too much for him to think of 'that' any more. So he hung his head low, covering his large blush with his hair and turn to walk in the building, to get as far away from the guy he just had a fantasy of. They all stopped cheering to watch Sanji enter the building alone.
…END
Note: There! Here's the first part of the re-done version of Jacuzzi.
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