Well, here's another sassy gay friend story~! This one is for Garry, and I hope you enjoy it!
Garry is giving fashion and relationship advice to the dolls and paintings
One day, Garry was talking to the creepy dolls and paintings about fashion and relationship advice. They were all sitting in a circle around him, listening to what he had to say.
"Gurl, Mary is such a doll whore. You shouldn't be surprised that she left you as soon as things started to get serious. Just write a sad little poem in your journal, and move on. Go find someone who's actually worth your time," Garry said to one of the dolls.
"Maybe you're right…" it replied.
"Gurl, I know I'm right! And for you," he said pointing to one of the paintings, "you're already beautiful! Maybe try wearing a little make up and put on a sexier red dress and then that guy painting that you're always talking about will be all over you~ The same totally goes for the rest of you! All you gotta do is try your best and you'll all totally get the people that you're after. But remember: Mary is like a total whore. Don't get together with her, don't talk to her, don't even look at her. Cause she's a stupid bitch. She's a stupid bitch~"
All of the dolls and paintings nodded in agreement, then they hugged Garry. Garry, of course, loved the attention and hugged them back
"Come on my stupid bitches. Let's go have some fun. Bt it's gotta be quick, cause I'm helping Ib with her hair later."
So after that Garry and the dolls and paintings went and made fun of Mary and then he went to be Ib's personal hair dresser.
Well it's short, but I hoped that you liked it! Review, favorite, and do all that stuff! More sassy gay friend stories are on my page thing, and even more are still to come, so go check those out! Bye!