A day in the life of Ichigo
Ichigo walked quietly along the streets of west Ukizashi. One thought occupied the entirety of his mind; where the heck is Hat and Clogs?!
Kisuke Urahara, otherwise known as Hat and Clogs, had called Ichigo asking him to come to the other side of town immediately. It was 12:45 in the morning by this point; this had better be important, Ichigo thought.
Suddenly, Kisuke appeared in front of Ichigo. "Uwah!" he exclaimed.
"Ichigo, Ichigo, Ichigo...didn't I teach you never to let your guard down?" Kisuke taunted, staring down at his former student.
"Well how was I supposed to know that you were gonna show up like that," Ichigo retorted angrily.
"You know, if that was a hollow, you would've been dead with slow reactions like that," Kisuke observed. "Didn't your fight with Byakuya teach you anything about fast reactions? Oh I heard about that. Nice job, forcing him to flee in defeat."
"Yeah, thanks; and I think the fact that I dodged his thousand sakura leaves proves that I'm faster than you are. Would you like to test me and Zangetsus' combined powers?" Ichigo taunted.
"Hah; don't force me to kill you boy," Kisuke said with an psychotically evil disposition.
Ichigo was annoyed to no end by Kisuke's taunting; he rushed at him with sword raised, ready to strike. Kisuke drew his sword from his cane; he used the cane to hide his zanpaku-tou; and prepared to counter-strike ichigo's swing.
Ichigo swung Zangetsu straight down; Kisuke easily countered and shoved his sword staright through ichigo's arm, breaking a few bones in the process.
Ichigo dropped Zangetsu out of his hand; his newly broken arm couldn't handle the weight of the sword. "Why did you have to go and do that," Kisuke said. "I warned you."
"Like I give a damn," Ichigo retorted. He then passed out; Kisuke left him unconscious in the middle of Senzan Street.