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Aoki: *looks at wristwatch* WHOA NELLY!

Karen: Huh? What's wrong?

Aoki: *starting hitting watch buttons* The date on this thing is all screwed up.

Karen: What does it say today is?

Aoki: Oh, that wasn't so wrong, per say, but according to it, the current year is 2002!

Karen: But that's so wrong!

Aoki: Word. It's 1999, everyone knows that.

Karen: Yeah. Were it 2002, I'd probably be dead.

Aoki: Wouldn't we all be, honey, wouldn't we all.. . .

Kamui: *waves hand* Actually, I'd bet a lot of money I'm among the survivors.

Karen: Shut up, boy. This is our conversation, not yours.

Aoki: Darn tootin', Karen.