Boredom strikes me so I made this.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did I wouldn't be writing about it!
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20 Ways to Annoy Itachi Uchiha.
1. Jump on his back when he's about to use his Mangekyou Sharingan.
2. When he's fighting Sasuke yell "GO SASUKE!"
3. Give him weird pet names.
4. Dye his hair white then make it look like Sasuke's. (So basically it looks like a Chicken's butt)
5. Ask him if he's gay.
6. Show him a picture of him giving Sasuke a piggy back ride.
7. Tell him he's a bad little boy then spank him.
8. Remove all of his clothes from his closet then replace them with shirts that say 'I love my brother'
9. Poke him without stopping.
10. Tell him that Kisame and Deidara are fighting over him and yelling 'Itachi loves me the most!'
11. When he uses his Mangekyou Sharingan yell "OMG HE HAS PINK EYE!!!'
12. Spread a rumor that he loves Sasuke but doesn't want to admit it.
13. Force him to read Icha Icha Paradise with Kakashi and Jiraiya .
14. Tell him that ponytails are for gay boys.
15. Make him and Kisame go on a date with each other and take 1001 pictures.
16. Whenever he's around play 'Man! I feel like a woman' by Shania Twain.
17. Tell him that he's a loser for not being able to capture Naruto yet.
18. Ask him why he killed his whole clan and whenever he answers yell 'LIAR'.
19. Invite him and Sasuke to a Brother Picnic type thing.
20. Show him this page!
Warning: I'm not responsible for any harm Itachi has caused you for doing any of the above.