Me: Yes after some thought I have finally decided to write another Fullmetal Dare!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Havoc: Why, God, why!
Me: I thought you died in the last one.
Ed: Zombie!
Envy: Has anyone seen my sharpies?
Everyone: (Looks at Ed and Colonel Bastard)
Ed: Last time I saw them, Wrath had them.
Roy: Shut up Bitch!
Me: Izumi, will you kill those two for me when you get the chance?
Izumi: Gladly (takes Ed and Roy away)
Me: Hey Lust, we never hear from you. Will you do the disclaimer?
Lust: o0IzumiSensei0o owns nothing except for a candy bar. Also this story is not meant to bash any characters, she's just having fun and loves us all.
Wrath: Wait did I just miss the disclaimer? I thought I was your favorite! (cries)
Everyone: Shut the hell up!
Roy: so did you ever get your sharpies back?
Envy: Pride got a hold of them, and wont give 'em back.
Ed: Wanna play 'Screw or Dare'?
Envy: How come that's the only fuck'in game you know?
Ed: Believe in yourself!
Envy: No, I'm sick and tired of believing in myself!
Ed: Oh no! My "Believe in yourself" powers are fading! I must return to Rismbool! (rushes out)
Envy: What the hell, Edward!
Hughes: (randomly rushes in)
Envy: I thought I killed you!
Hughes: Shut the fuck up!
Roy: What the hell's so important!
Hughes: I have new pictures of my daughter!
Envy: Gimme! (jacks pictures)
Hughes: NOOOOOO!
Roy: Shut up bitch.
Wrath: Look, Envy, Mommy gave me some sharpies!
Envy: Which Mommy?
Wrath: Sloth
Roy: (stares at sharpies) Gimme! (jacks sharpies)
Wrath: (cries)
Ed: (Rushes back in) Believe in yourself!
Wrath: Yeah…I will…(stares off into space)
As usual, they are high:
Ed: The…the magical…colorful sticks have given us …strength!
Roy: y-yay!
Envy: Wrath y-you're sooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuute.
Ed: The reason why h-he's sooooo cuuuute is because h-he stole y-your cuuuuuteness, Palm tree!
Envy:…..
Wrath:…..
Envy: Give me back my fuck'in cuteness!
Roy: Shut- shut up bitch!
Havoc: Hey guys I-I figured how t-to smoke these… colorful stick thingies. They-they are soooooo coooool!
Roy: Group hug!
Everyone: Shut up Roy!
Wrath: You guys wanna play 'The Truth Dare'?
Ed:…..(5 hours later)…..yeah.
Riza: Are you guys high again?
Ed: No, I didn't sleep with Barney! Gosh, Riza keep your damn comments to yourself!
Riza: Yup, that explains it.
Izumi: Why the hell did you bring us to this hell hole!
Ed: We are playing 'Shit the Truth' do deal!
Al: Brother, I think it's called 'Truth or Dare' .
Ed: Gosh Al, I don't want to have sex with you!
Fury: I don't think he said that.
Ed: Zombie! (kills Fury)
Hohenhiem: You slept with Barney?
Ed: Old man, that's old news.
Rose: You're cheating on me?
Ed: Yes.
Winry: You were fucking around with Barney the Dinosaur and that bitch Rose? You Bastard! (chucks wrench)
Trisha: I'm really disappointed in you.
Ed: Shut up, you're dead! You're not people like us!
Lust: Are we going to get this over with or what?
Roy: Shut up bitch!
Lust: That's not what you said last night.
Tucker: Oh, pwned!
Envy: Where are all these dead people coming from!
Ed: Believe in yourself!"
Tucker: Yeah…I will…(stares off into space)
Ed: Okay I dare Colonel Bastard to kiss Gluttony.
Roy: Gladly! (attempts to make out with Gluttony)
Gluttony: (eats Roy)
Ed: Okay, now that we've gotten rid of him, let's start the actual game.
Everyone:….
Wrath: I dare Greed to get a life!
Greed (original) and Lin: Which one?
Wrath: Whichever one who doesn't have one!
Greed (original) and Lin: Yeah, we know, which one?
Wrath:….
Lin: Well, just for the record, I am a prince!
Izumi: No one frick'in cares!
Greed: I own stuff.
Lust: Yeah, so does everyone else!
Greed: I hang out at the Devil's Nest with drunk old guy's!
Wrath: Good enough! Greed wins the dare!
Greed: Yay!
Roy: Shut up bitch!
Al: I dare Havoc to give me a kitty!
Havoc: Fuck you!
Ed: Believe in yourself.
Havoc: Yeah…. I will… (stares off into space)
Winry: I dare Ed to stop breaking his automail for a week.
Ed: Just watch me bitch!
Roy: (Climbs out of Gluttony) Damn you frigg'n shorty!
Ed: Who the hell are you calling so short he can be put in a jewelry box!
Roy: I didn't say that!
Havoc: Will you two shut the hell up and let me go!
Ed and Roy:…
Havoc: I dare Tucker to turn Scar into a Chimera!
Tucker: I'll try!
Scar: Oh no you wont! (blows Tucker's brains out)
Ed: Holy crap!
Scare: Don't think I've forgotten about you, midget.
Ed: Holy mother of pearl!
Winry: I dare Ed to sign up for Fear Factor!
Ed: Hell yeah! I slept with Barney do this'll be nothing!
Later…
Announcer Guy: Welcome to Fear Factor. Our first round will be pretty easy. Are you ready!
Ed: Bring it!
Announcer Guy: Ok, all you have to do is drink this gallon of milk!
Ed: (stares at milk)….Fuck you! (runs out)
Riza: You didn't even make it through the first round?
Ed: Shut up. Sleeping with Barney is nothing compared to drinking milk!
Hughes: Um, can I go?
Ed: I don't see why not.
Hughes: Well okay then. I dare everyone to look at pictures of my darling wife and adorable daughter Elicia! ( Hand out pictures)
Envy: (Kills himself)
Ed: What the hell was that for!
Envy: (comes back to life) you know, every time I want to die, I can't.
Hughes: So should we discuss how these pictures make us feel?
Ed: Kill the guy with glasses!
Everyone: (charges at Hughes)
Hughes: (With the power of awesomeness, lives)
Ed: Believe in your- (bashed in the face by Izumi)
Izumi: Say that crap one more time while I'm hear, and I'll make sure you'll never make it to your next birthday!
Scar: Agreed! Kill the little Bastard!
Ed: Who are you calling a microscopic Bean Sprout!
King Bradley: I dare Lin to go back to his own country and take the girl with the weird black and white cat with him.
Lin: Fine, once I get what I came here for. (kills Bradley and takes his philosopher's stone) see ya!
Everyone:…..!
Pride (Little one): (does freaky shadow thing and kills Lin)
King Bradley: (Restored) I win!
Ed: Believe in yourself!
King Bradley: Yeah…I will…(stares off into space)
Izumi: Okay Ed, see what happens!
Scar: I dare May to let me pet that black and white cat.
Lust: what the hell is wrong with you people, cant you see that it's a freak'in panda!
Scar: (snatches panda) how dare you say such things about poor little Xiao Mei! (cuddles)
Everyone:…..(twitches)….
Envy: I'm going next. I dare Dante to kiss Selim.
Everyone: WTF!
Dante: No way in hell!
King Bradley: (Protectively holding Pride) What kind of sicko are you!
Everyone: (Glares at Envy angrily)
Envy: You're the only ones who are sickos! I was only meaning a kiss on the-
Ed: On the what you creep! On-the-what!
Envy:…Cheek…
Everyone:….
Roy: What kind of lame-ass dare is that! I thought we were really going to see some action!
Pride: (Kills Roy)
Kimblee: I dare you guys to let me teach at a preschool!
Olivier: I don't see why not, go right on ahead.
Everyone: Objection!
Kimblee: Why not?
Ed: Let's go back to the first series, why don't we. (flash back)
Kimblee: Well the truth is like making women and children go Boom!
(Flash back end)
Olivier:…so?
Everyone:!
Kimblee: (skips happily to a preschool)
Ed: Believe in yourself!
Kimblee: (looking out the window) Yeah…I will…(stares off into space)
Roy: Hey, I was just thinking, isn't that the school that Elicia goes to? (points at school)
Hughes: (dramatic camera zoom-in) NOOOOOOOO!
(Preschool blows up)
Everyone:…..
Greed: Well, better them than us.
Everyone: (kills Greed)
Greed: (Back to life) Just say'in it like it is.
Everyone: (kill Greed)
Ed: I dare Scar to arm wrestle me!
Scar: (blows up Ed's automail) I win.
Winry: Ha, you lose both dares!
Ed: (Cries)
Envy: I dare Izumi to make out with Hohenhiem!
Izumi: (death glare at Envy)
Hohenhiem: (Jumps out of 10 story window and runs like hell)
Ed and Roy: Aww!
Izumi: (Kills both)
Ed: (Comes back to life with the power of awesomeness)
After the game…
Al: Well, once again, that was a waste of time.
Ed: Al, do you hear that?
Al: What? More Zombies?
Ed: Damn, I'm out of ammo! Gimme your head!
Al: W-wait what!
(horde of Zombies appear)
Ed: (Dramatically holding Al's head) I believe in myself.
Izumi: (Kills Ed)
A/N: Well that was part 3. I'm not sure when I'll right another one, but I'll try. (send me suggestions if you like). As usual reviews are welcome. To clarify a few things though, "Left 4 Dead" and this whole zombie thing is from a video game and "Believe in yourself" is just something I made up. If you have not read the previous parts of the story, I would highly recommend it. Thank you to all who have reviewed on my other Fullmetal Dare stories. (no flames please)