Diary of a Avenger
Dear Dairy,
My name is Sasuke Uchiha. and I am the hottest, smexiest, most awesome guy ever. I am also determined to kill my brother, Itachi. DIE YOU STUPID WEASEL!!! I got this diary from my stupid teacher, Orochimarou. Geeze, that guy is so gay. I'm thinking of locking my door, windows, and closet at night. Or mabey, I'll go Gaara and not sleep at all. After all, you never know when a creepy snake-like jutsu-obsessed pedofile will pop out at you. In fact, I'm gonna put locks on my doors, windows and closets right now. and I'll do it smexily. of course.
Sincerely,
SASUKE UCHIHA.
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Dear Diary,
I was just thinking, who names their kid Sasuke? I mean, that fact that it means monkey totally sucks, but sasUKE. I mean, did my mom WANT me to be gay or something? Mabey she thought no one would notice the uke at the end of my name. So, my mom must have been retarded. I mean, I don't know how many times Orochimarou has grinned at me and said sasUKE. It's sooooooooooo creepy. and Then he asked me today if I had the agility of a monkey. I was out of the training room so fast there was still an image of me for about 45 seconds. and Kabuto is still glaring at me. I don't know why he has a problem with me. He can SO have Orochimarou. I gotta go hide somewhere. Orochimarou is staring at me through my window.
Sincerely,
SASUKE UCHIHA
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Dear Diary,
ITACHI MUST DIE. I learned a new jutsu. The art of beating my sensei with a stick because he got way to close with that tounge no jutsu. Ughhhhhhhh. Why did I come to this freak again? Oh yeah. Itachi must die. why is Itachi's name Weasel? I mean, it fits him, but why Weasel? It's.. comical. I mean, one day before Itachi became uber-bastard and killed our family, I just started cracking up one day at breakfast. When mom asked why, I stuttered, "w-w-w-weasel!" and continued laughing. Mom and dad started laughing with me. One week later Itachi killed the clan. I mean, how could he kill the clan after such a happy occasion? Not cause we hurt his feelings, oh, that couldn't ever be possible. nope. I AM SMEXY.
Sincerely,
Sasuke Uchiha
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