Not your typical T/P fic

By: Namekstalker

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ so leave me alone!!!!

Pairing: T/P

"Wake up you lazy bum!"

Trunks turned over stuffing the pillow over his head, trying to drown out his mates bellowing.

"If you don't get out of that bed now your going to be wearing you morning coffee!"

Trunks sighed and got up. Last time he didn't take that threat seriously, his ornery mate had dumped the hot brown liquid all over him. He winched slightly as he remembered that painful morning. Some day's he wondered how he ended up mating with someone like that.

"Oh so you are up. Darn and I had coffee waiting for you."

Looking up Trunks saw the reason. He smiled slightly at the playfulness in those onyx eyes and the smirk that past silken lips.

"Sorry, maybe another day." He said running a hand threw his lilac locks.

"Hurry up or you'll be late for work."

"Ok, ok I'm going." He yawned retreating into the bathroom.

* * * * *

Trunks came down the stairs a few minutes later dressed to kill in a midnight blue business suit accented with a soft gold tie. He grinned seductively at me as he sat down at the table awaiting breakfast. He knew that was my favorite suit of his and he basked in the knowledge that he looked good, which he did. Silently I placed breakfast on the table in front of him. In less then 5 minutes the 25 pancakes, 30 strips of bacon, 17 eggs, 10 pieces of toast and 4 glasses of milk disappeared into my mate's bottomless pit of a stomach.

"Pig." I muttered.

"Oink, oink." He smirked and got up.

"I guess I should be on my way. Bye P-chan." He said giving me a brief kiss.

"Stop calling me that. I have a name." I glared at him half-heartedly.

He smirked, kissed me again, and called over his shoulder as he left.

"Bye Piccolo."

AN- HAHAHAHA take that you Trunks/Pan fans!! : Composes self: sorry about that but I did warn you : Points to the title: Also this is the one pair I haven't seen, which is odd but ohhhh well. Didn't mean to offend, but I pretty much expect flames. : Gets bucket of water: ok, bring it on.