I don't own South Park! But I still love the characters.
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SOUTH PARK
Switched!
Chapter 1 – April Fool's Day
It was a chilly Tuesday morning in South Park, which wasn't much different from any other morning really. The four boys, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny were all standing at the bus stop in that order, waiting for the bus. Kyle, in a rare moment, had his hat off and was trying desperately to clean egg off the fabric before the bus came. Cartman was laughing his ass off, as usual, and Kenny was also laughing under his hood. Stan was stifling a laugh, and didn't have the heart to tell his friend that it was no use.
"Damnit Cartman, what the hell is up with you today?" Kyle asked bitterly, and readjusted his hat on his head, a mess of red curls escaping the confines of the accessory.
Cartman stifled a laugh, "I got you Jew-boy. April April fool, April April foooool!" Cartman started singing as he got on the bus.
Stan got on the bus after Cartman, still stifling his laughs.
Kyle followed on, "Did you really have to throw a snow-egg bomb? And it's not even April yet you stupid fat ass!" he snapped.
"Ey, Don't call me fat!"
Kenny, muffled 'you have to admit it was fuckin' sweet dude, if you had turned around a little faster it would have hit you right in the face!'
Kyle took a seat next to Stan at the back of he bus, "Shut up Kenny!"
Mrs. Crabtree turned around and glared at them, "Hey! Shut up back there and sit down!"
The boys obeyed, but the sound of Cartman humming his April Fool's song could still be heard. The truth was it was only March 31st.
Cartman was still cracking up by the time they got to the elementary school and filed into the classroom.
"Ok class, let's settle down. Today we are going to learn the dangerous affects Pamela Anderson's breasts have on America's environment." Mr. Garrison said as he walked into the room, "Does anyone in here know what 'augmentation' is?" he asked, writing the word in big bold letters on the board.
Throughout the course of the day, Cartman performed multiple other pranks, including gluing Craig's butt to his seat and tying poor Butters up on the flag pole. He also somehow managed to steal Mr. Hat, and put a little voice recorder in the puppet, causing Mr. Garrison to need therapy by the end of the day. Also, by the time school was about to let out, almost everyone in the class had been 'fooled' at least once, and Kyle had been the butt of several of Cartman's jokes.
Kyle, Stan and Kenny filed out of the class room after the bell rang. Kyle was staring at the ground, trying his hardest to control his anger. "Doesn't that idiot even realize it's not April yet?" he questioned aloud.
Stan and Kenny were keeping up with him, but both giving him a respectful distance. Stan piped up finally, "Does the fat ass ever know what day it is. He probably just wanted a way to bug you dude."
"Hey you guys, Hey you guy, look at Butters," Cartman huffed as he came up to the other three, pointing up at the very top of the flag pole from which hung Butters.
"Dude," Stan said
"Ehh, C-can I come d-down now. If I don't ge-get down, well my p-parent will ground me for sure," Butters stuttered, tapping his fingers together.
Cartman only started whistling and walking away, "Did you guys hear something?" the other three started following him off the school grounds, leaving Butters hanging from the pole. "You're sick Cartman," Stan said softly as they were walking.
The boys were only half way to Stan's house when Mrs. Cartman pulled alongside the sidewalk in her sedan. "Eric, sweetie. It's time for your visit with the optometrist," she said sweetly.
"But Mom, that appointment was on the 31st," Cartman whined, "it's not the 31st today."
"Ah, my little boobie-kins, but it is the 31st. Now come on. You wouldn't want to be late and keep the nice doctor waiting."
"But Meehm, I don't wanna go 'cause there is nothing wrong with my eyes and I wanna go to Stan's to play videogames and be cyueel," he whined further, but his mom only cooed at him, and with a huff, he got in the car, sulking and pouting as they drove off.
Kyle, Stan and Kenny watched the car depart, and Kenny started laughing, muffling out a 'he thought today was tomorrow, how fuckin' stupid.' Kyle and Stan laughed as well, and continued on to Stan's house to play his Okama Gamesphere.
After many intense hours of racing games and cookies, Kyle looked over at the other two boys. Stan was getting a little frustrated because he was losing, and Kenny was celebrating his seventh victory in a row. Kyle spoke up, "you know, since tomorrow really is April 1st, maybe we should get Cartman back for being such a stupid fat ass today." Stan and Kenny looked up at him, questioningly. "What do you have in mind?" Stan asked.
"Nothing much, I mean I doubt we could haul him up to the top of the flag pole," he paused and the three snickered at the thought of Cartman on a flag pole. "No, I think we should mess with his head, and go to school tomorrow as each other."
Kenny cocked his head to one side 'like you be Stan and he is you?' he asked.
"Yeah, except all three of us, not just me and Stan. And we gotta try our best to make Cartman as confused as possible."
"Sweet dude, like the time we answered to each others names for that substitute," Stan added.
"So tomorrow then," Kyle said.
Kenny muffled something that was undecipherable, but notably perverted, then adds 'how are we going to pull this off? I mean, I'm not really into seeing naked guys.'
Stan makes a face, then gets up, "Mom? Is it ok for Kenny and Kyle to stay over tonight?"
Sharon looks up from dinner, "oh sure Stanley, just make sure they let their parents know they'll be staying over"
"Ok mom, thanks." Stan turned back to the other two, "there. So tomorrow, we get back at Cartman."
This is just the beginning. Please R&R, Chapter 2 will be up shortly