Okay the basic idea is I'm writing random, yet slightly humorous chapters that have to do with warriors. Here are nursery rhymes... Clan style...
Disclaimer: Does it look like I own something! cause unfortunately... I don't!
Nursery Rhymes... Clan Style
99 bottles of mice on the tree…
99 bottles of mice…
Take one down, pass it around,
98 bottles of mice on the tree…
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The wheels on the monster go round and round,
Knocks cats over into the ground.
Stole Graystripe and Cloudpaw to the pound
The wheels on the monster go round and round…
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This old forest had four clans-
C-L-A-N-S
And in this forest was Starclan
C-L-A-N-S
With a prophecy here and a prophecy there…
And in this forest was Shadowclan
C-L-A-N-S
With a Blackstar here, and a Russetfur there…
And in this forest was Thunderclan
C-L-A-N-S
With a Firestar here, and a Brambleclaw there…
And in this forest was Riverclan
C-L-A-N-S
With a Leopardstar here and a Mistyfoot there…
And in this forest was Windclan
C-L-A-N-S
With a Onestar here and a Crowfeather here…
C-L-A-N-S!
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Kill, kill, killer named scourge
The peak of evil cat deeds,
Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily, murder is but a dream!
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We are Thunderclan, the mighty mighty Thunderclan,
Everywhere we go-o the cats want to know-o
Who we are, so we tell them,
We are Thunderclan, the mighty mighty Thunderclan
Eveywhere we go-o, the cats want to know-ow…
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Oh, where oh where has Graystripe gone?
Oh where, oh, where can he be?
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One blind cat,
One blind cat,
They call her One-eye,
They call her One-eye,
They say she's about as blind as a bat.
They say she's about as blind as a bat.
Too bad she's gotta die.
Too bad she's gotta die.
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All around Barley's farm,
Ravenpaw chases ra-ats
We think if he gets fatter, he might just explode…
POP! Goes Ravenpaw-aw.
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I know a Tigerstar that gets on every cats' nerves, every cat's nerves
EVERY cat's nerves,
I know a Tigerstar that gets on every cat's nerves and this is his annoying song….
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Little Miss from Riverclan sat down on sunningrocks eating her mouse and whey,
Along came Spideleg and showed her his fangs,
And frightened the she-cat away!
Um... Yeah! I was really REALLY REALLY bored. I might make more chapters kinda like this like, Soap Operas... Clan Style or something. Please review... I know most of you will be like cussing me out, cause this is kinda stupid, but review anyways!