Big shaq was walking down the street when he sees naruto and sasgay fighting. "What's going in here" said big shaq. "Becfast" said both of them at the same time. "Sasgay is trying to kill me again" said naruto. "Well you called me smart" sasgay said. "So basically, sasgay's not using his gay magic thought process" said big shaq. "Well I told him to use his gay magic but he's not listening to me" Naruto responded. "Well you the one being gay if your complimenting me" sasgay said."Sense when is a compliment to a guy gay?" Naruto argued. "It's not. Well if your fighting naruto for a useless reason I have to team up with naruto" big shaq said. "Yeah, I don't care because you can't do anything!" Sasgay said. "Watch this, SKITTY POP POP BOOM BOOM QUICK MATHS!" when big shaq did that bullets and knives came out of his jacket. "No! What is this power" sasgay yelled. "It's called being awesome" big shaq said. And with that naruto and big shaq walked away leaving a bloody sasgay behind.