Once Upon a Faberry.
Once upon a time, there were two girls. One was a tall blonde called Quinn Fabray. The other was a short brunette called Rachel Berry. One day, the castle of McKinley had a huge celebration and everybody drank ale and the minstrels sang their tales of epic battles once fought.
But Quinn had a secret, and whilst the castles inhabitants filled their bellies with food and drink, she wondered the hallways. A young Rachel Berry found her playing with her secret and decided to join, not aware of the potency of the blonde.
The celebration ended and weeks passed. Rachel found Quinn sitting by the castle fountain and whispered two words into her ear. "With child." Quinn fell off her seat.
They were sad, Rachel was stressed and Quinn was tired. Rachel soon had the Fababy and then she laughed, then both Rachel and Quinn were happy because of the Fababy laughter and joy she brought them.
Then they played with Quinn's secret again and Rachel had more Fababies. And then they lived happily ever after.