Disclaimer: It's Tina's and Lorne's and whatever other awesome person is responsible for this AWESOME show.

Summary: Liz finally deals with unresolved things. Developing story, possible Jack/Liz and other couples that just need to happen, such as the Cerie/Kenneth inevitable hookup despite her happy marriage.

Side note: On Wednesday I had my birthday and my two favorite girls got me a black TGS jacket and an NBC t shirt- It's fresh! Happy happy happy.

"…. And then he posts it on YouFace and tags him in it, adding the caption 'monster face!'" Jenna Maroney showed her iPhone to her friends sitting across the desk, Liz Lemon and Pete Hornberger. They both burst into laughter.

"Oh, my blurgh! I have to admit when you said this story involved black light and binkies I was afraid I'd have to hold off on lunch, but that was so worth it." She began unwrapping her sub-shop supreme.

Pete punched a fork into a plastic to-go bowl of salad. "So any big plans for the weekend?" he addressed generally.

"Well, Liz and I are hanging out after the after party tonight." Liz nodded. "And on Saturday I got invited to a charity event called Whores for The Homeless at which we'll-"

"Stop talking because I don't want to ruin the illusion of you act normal for a straight five minutes?"

"No, we provide affordable prostitution for the homeless men of Harlem and the Bronx. It's actually a very good cause, Pete."

"Yep, illusion ruined. Liz?"

"Well I am most certainly not attending any such event but I am having Jenna over tonight, and I'm thinking of finally reading all that crap from Parental Providence."

'That adoption agency? Oooh." Jenna said, poking at her food and looking at her friend inquisitively.

"Yep, this whole fake pregnancy thing has left something to be desired."

"Uh, oh… Baby Crazy Liz again?" Pete asked joking, nudging her on the arm from his place on the bookshelf behind her desk.

"No, it … It just seems like everyone around me is always talking about, there's always someone having a baby."

"Oh, Liz," Jenna said reassuringly, "That's not true."

Before Liz could reply, Cerie opened the door to Liz's office.

"Guess what guys! I'm pregnant!"

A few minutes later, Pete and Jenna had left for various reasons and Cerie was sitting across from Liz.

"Yes, of course it's the right time. Having babies is like, still super-in and sources say it will be for like, 3 more years. I'm young, I'm hot, and the hubby and I really , really want this."

Liz heard the sincerity in Cerie's voice as loudly as anything. "Oh, right, you're just so young, I keep forgetting your married."

"You were my bridesmaid. Are you okay, Liz?"

"Fine, just fine. Sorry, what were we talking about?"

"My baby. OMG, my husband is so into it, we talked about it for like, 4 minutes last night before we totally got it on."

"Okay, Cerie, I'm happy for you. Congrats."

"Thanks jeezy. You're like the only one. Frank is pissed."

"Cant imagine why."

Cerie shook her head and shrugged. "Well, okay, I'll be at my desk."

As soon as she left, Liz shut the door behind her, and pressed her back up against it. Before thinking, before processing, doing nothing except feeling, she slid to the ground and burst into tears.