The Ordinary Princess - A Saga of the 500 Kingdoms

by malandy

Princess Amethyst of Ambergeldar wishes for three things, and that's where the trouble starts. Rated T for swearing. Hey, why do you guys think there hasn't been any other 500 Kingdoms fanfics? Want to adopt? PM me!

1. The Wishes

"Damn you, Tradition! I know you're there! I'm sixteen and I FEEL you! Know this and know it well! I will not be part of any of your Tales! Leave. Me. Alone! ... Right! Now!"

"You're not going to leave?! Alright then! How about this?! I, Princess Amethyst Alexandra Augusta Araminta Adelaide Aurelia Anne, Seventh Princess of the Kingdom of Ambergeldar, wish for three things from you, Tradition! Just three... First, I wish to be absolutely ordinary! Second! I wish to be a normal, city-born girl! And, Third! I wish that you, Tradition, stay the hell away from me! Can you do that?! Obey my wishes and LEAVE!"