This is an interview. The interviewers are me (named Sloth. But not really sloth, it's only a nickname.) and a friend (named Pride, But not really Pride, it's only a nickname.) I hope it's not that confusing. I underlined the interviewer for you.
All characters,except for the interviewers, don't belong to me.
It's based on the fullmetal alchemist manga. Just pretend that they know what halloween is.
Note to Pride: Yeah, I didn't really ask if you wanted to be in it, but I couldn't interview Ling without you being there. It just wouldn't be right! So if you want me to remove this story, I will.
Pride: Okay! Welcome todays interview! Now who will we be interviewing first? Sloth?
Sloth: (looks at a piece of crumpled up paper and tries to read it) Umm...I think it says...Ling Yao, Envy and Scar! Yay! Envy!
Pride: Lllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scar: (walks in and sits down. He starts to glare angerly at his arm.)
Sloth: (picks up a cookie from the center table and shows it to Scar) Want a cookie, Scar? It might make you haaaaappy!
Scar: (says nothing.)
Envy: (walks in and kicks over one of the two chairs that were left. He sits down at the still standing one.) Hurry up, let's get this over with already!
Pride: Envy, was that really necessary? Now were is Ling gonna sit?
Envy: Shut up! I don't need some...human..telling me what and what not to do!
Pride: Well, Sorry. (sarcastically)
Sloth: (Is just staring blankly at Envy in shock)
Envy: What do you want?!?!?!
Sloth: Envy! Envy! Envy! Envy! Envy! Envy! Envy! Envy! Envy! Envy! Envy! Envy! Envy! Envy!
Envy: Uhhh...
Ling: (walks in, picks up the other chair and sits down on it. Smiling the whole time.) There we go! Hello Everybody! (he waves hyperly with both hands.)
Scar: Hi.
Envy: Stop being so happy!
Sloth: Hi!
Pride: (stands up) LING ROX UR SOX!!!!!!!!!
Ling: I...do...? Um...Yeah! I do!
Pride: (claps) Yeah! Ling! Yeah!
Sloth: (pulls out the crumpled up paper and reads it) FIRST QUESTION! If it was halloween, what would you dress up as?
Scar: I don't celebrate halloween.
Ling: C'mon Scar! Quit being such a downer! Pick a costume!
Scar: I don't want to!
Sloth: It's okay, you don't need to answer if you don't want to. What would you dress up as, Envy?
Pride: (snickers) A palm tree, maybe?
Envy: Grrrr... (walks over to Pride, ready to kill someone.)
Pride: (Rolls on ground laughing)
Sloth: Violance is the answer!
Ling: Whoa! Envy! No need to kill anyone! (he pulls Envy back into his seat.)
Scar: I think I'll go now. (stands up and leaves)
Ling: (Waves) bye Scaaaaaaaaaaaar!!
Pride: Ah, well. Would would you dress up as, Ling?
Ling: Umm...Let's see...I guess I'd have to dress up as a ...panda!
Pride: A...Panda?
Envy: (laughs) What a loser!
Sloth: A Panda! Xiao Mei?!?! Where?!?! Where's Xiao Mei?!? I wanna see!
(Xiao Mei comes running in.)
Sloth: (picks up the panda and puts it on her lap. Petting non-stop.) Panda, Panda, Panda, I gots a panda!
Envy: Why does she get a panda? I want a panda!
Ling: No fair!
Sloth: No! Mine!
Pride: You are all a buch of babies!
Ling: (stands up and goes into a cool pose) Cool babies!
Envy & Sloth: . . . (sweat drop)
Pride: Oh, sexy.
Ling: (sits back down.) Whats the next question?
Sloth: Ummm... let's see... (reads her paper) Oh! If you had a million dollars what would you do with it?
Envy: (evil smile.) I would watch humans suffer and die!
Pride: Eek! (scoots away)
Sloth: 'At's Pretty evil.
Ling: Violence is bad! (throws cookies at Envy.)
Pride: Yeah! Go Ling!
Sloth: (Picks up a chair and hits Ling on the head) Stop it! Stop throwing stuff at Envy!
Envy: Ack! Idiot! (wacks the cookies away.)
Pride: So... moving on...what would you do with it Ling?
Ling: Oh, I dunno. Probably whatever I want.
Sloth: Yah, great answer. (sarcastically.)
Ling: What? I liked my answer...
Pride: Yeah, leave Ling alone. (pats ling on the shoulder.)
Sloth: (looks at her watch) And that's all for today!
Eveybody but Envy: Waves bye to the audience.
That's it! I hope you liked it! Please comment!