How to Eat a Reese's Cup
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Katana: Ni Hao! I finally got around to editing this. Lots of people were leaving comments and telling me I need to revise my Reese's fanfiction and fix A TON of spelling mistakes. So, to my loyal fans, here ya go!
Katana:
First, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Son Goku. Oh your Greatness… How do you eat a Reese's Cup?
Goku:
REESES? Where? I WANT 'EM! GIMME GIMME GIMME!
Gojyo:
HEY MONKEY! THAT ONE WAS SO MINE! GIVE IT TO ME!
(Gojyo starts to hit Goku on the head with a pork chop)
Sanzo:
(A vein starts to pulse on his forehead, and then screams)
"SILENCE OR DEATH!"
(He proceeds to shoot the idiots with his gun.)
Hakkai:
Hey, can u be quiet? Please?
Oh! Me? Well I would take time to admire the shape of said cup, and then I would smell it then… etc.
Katana:
Ok… None of those really answered the question except for Hakkai's reply but that was just…odd… Next its time for, Kougaiji and the others.
First in our new group is the creepy, summoner guy with a EXTREME Mother complex, a.k.a. Kougaiji. Kou-kun, same question.
Kougaiji:
WHY THE HELL WOULD I CARE ABOUT PEANUT BUTTER CUPS! I MUST SAVE MY MOTHER! MOMMY!
(He starts to cry hysterically.)
Katana:
What a wimp.
Kougaiji:
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME!
(He summons the creepy fire, eyeball demon to eat me.)
Katana:
(runs away)
Next is Lirin.
So, How do you eat a Reese's cup?
Lirin:
First I'd eat mine, and then, I'd steal the monkey boy's, tie him up and force him to watch me eat all of his yummy treats!
Yaone:
Lady Lirin, you really must not be so mean to poor Goku and the rest……
Well, as for me, I'd give mine to Hakkai-san
(cough, cough)
because, well, he's so kind and…uh… yeah…
I really should be watching Lirin.
(runs away)
Katana:
Ok… Moving on to Gyoukumen Kousho.
Also known as the weird lady with the horns and the really loose kimono.
My lady, how do you eat a Peanut Butter cup?
Gyoukumen Kousho:
WHO CARES?
I MUST SAVE MY ONLY TRUE LOVE GYUMAO! HONEY DON'T WORRY! LAMBI-KINNS WILL SAVE YOU!
Nii Jane:
I'd feed it to my lil' bunny-wunny.
You're SO CUTE! Yes you are!
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