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Bella's POV:

I hurried downstairs to the kitchen to grab something to fill my stomach. Charlie was already in there, handing me a piece of buttered toast. I sighed with a smile, taking it out of his hand. Actually, I wanted to make breakfast because, it would give me some extra time to calm down. Last week, Edward invited me to go camping with his family. What I didn't know was that we were going to be camping for two weeks. I can't be out in the wild for two weeks. Images of me falling or going to the hospital flew through my mind. 'But Carlisle is going to be there. If something happens, he'll patch you up.' Edward was positive to assure me on this.

"You're going to enjoy camping, Bells." Charlie commented, as I chewed slowly on my toast. I nodded slightly. If he even knew how worried I am right now, he wouldn't be saying that. He'd be trying to calm me down. I bit my lower lip as my heart started to beat at normal pace again. Glancing over at the clock made it beat up faster again. It was nine. Edwrd is going to be here in twenty minutes.

This camping trip was going to be the death of me. Or maybe not... Edward would never let me die. While we're on this trip, I might be able to talk him into turning me. My eyebrow raised when Charlie stuffed his hands in his pockets. He looked around nervously and I knew something was up. "Well at least you'll have your two main people with you." He said, stiffly.

My mind raced into thoughts a little. Did Edward invite Charlie to come along? "You're coming with, Dad?" I asked, slightly confused.

Charlie laughed. He scratched his head, making another nervous move. "Uh no. Jake is going with you guys. I thought that would be nice. So... Jake and I went over to the Cullen's and talked it over with Carlisle and Esme." He smiled. "They were happy to be bringing Jake along. I figured you would be too."

I stared at him wide-eyed. Not that I wasn't happy for Jake to be with me, but Edward was going to freak! "Does Edward know?" I choked out my question. I needed a glass of water. There was a glass sitting on the counter and I picked it up. After gulping it down, I looked back to Charlie for an answer. He was watching me desperately. "Well?" I waited.

"No. Edward doesn't know. Only Carlisle and Esme do." He answered. Great. It was only a matter of time before Edward read their minds. Then he would point the finger back to me. "You know I'm going to get blamed for this." I stated. Charlie shrugged.

The front door flew open. "Hey Bella. Charlie." Jake greeted. He had about four big bags stuffed and ready to go. He stepped inside, letting the bags fall with a light 'thump'. "Ahhh." He sighed. "This camping thing is going to be great." He said, smiling. That's what he thinks. "So... I was thinking that we could drive over to the blood-, I mean Cullen's house together. In your truck."

"Edward is coming to pick me up." That reminded me to look over at clock. He would be here in about ten minutes. When I looked back at Jake, I saw the disappointment in his eyes. "But I'm sure he won't mind if I drive us over." I said. That brought a smile back to his face. "I'll go call him." I left the room and headed for the phone. Before I could even pick it up, it rang. "Hello?"

"Did you know?" It was Edward. He was furious, I could tell. I let out a huge sigh and leaned against the counter.

"No, I swear. I just found out now." I answered.

There was a long pause. It sound like he was yelling at someone and he didn't want me to hear. "Okay. I'll pick up you in a few minutes."

I bit my lower lip. "Actually. Jake wants me to drive him over in my truck. Is that okay?"

He sighed, trying to hide his jealousy. "Yes. I'll see you soon." He hung up and so did I. Oh wonderful, this was going to be fun.

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We arrived at the Cullen's ten minutes after we left my house. When we arrived I was shocked to see the biggest RV ever. I never knew that had one of those. "Wow." Jake said, he didn't even try to hide his excitment. "Yeah." I whispered. Alice waved as she ran up to my now stopped truck. I got out and smiled.

"Hi Bella. Jacob." She smiled at both of us. Jake waved to her and started getting out his things. Alice put her arm around my shoulders and started walking me towards the house. "I thought I might warn you that Edward is in a very crabby mood." She muttered under her breath. I sighed. That was just perfect. "Where is he?" I asked. Alice pointed over to the RV.

"Him and Emmett are cleaning up each room." She replied. Each room? "Believe it or not, but there are five small rooms in that RV. Also a kitchen and living room. Just like a house. Two bathrooms." Alice explained. I saw her look over at Jake. "Do you think he'll mind sleeping in the living room?" I shook my head no. Jake was just happy to even be here. He couldn't wait to start annoying everyone.

Edward came out of the RV, followed by Emmett. He looked over at Jake and glared. His eyes then moved over to me. Alice looked away. "Smile at him." She whispered so low that I could barely hear. I listened though and gave him a small smile. He didn't smile back. My stomach fell as he ran over to me. "Everything is ready." He said.

Carlisle and Esme came outside with Rosalie and Jasper. "Let's hit the road." Carlisle announced. Edward took Alice's place and slipped his arm around my shoulders. Rosalie glared over at Jake.

"Hey blondie." Jake greeted her. "It's going to be a fun drive there, don't you think?"

Rosalie's glare turned to burning fire. "You better watch it, dog. Or this might be the last trip you ever take."

Jake laughed and followed her into the RV. "Wow. Well hey. I've got plenty of dumb blonde jokes for the whole ride there!"

I groaned. I gave a quick peak at Edward. He was glaring over at Carlisle and Esme, who did nothing, but shrug.

So please review! This story is going to be a funny one. It won't get sad like my other one. Haha.