Secrets Good Girls Keep

Summary: The secret love affairs of Hermione Granger

Rating: T for the first couple of chapters, MA after that Cause seriously, I tried writing just porn, but plot kept seeping in!

Disclaimer: I'm not making any sort of profit off this story. It is simply for my entertainment and for the entertainment of other fans. All the characters, fictional places, etc., etc. belong to the talented J.K. Rowling and everyone else who has ownership rights to the Harry Potter stories.

Special Thanks for my beta: Michelle (roommate and bff), Shane her sex-poodle, my valentine's – Alane and Sierra, and new fanfic readers Tim and Charlie (I swear when I finish this I will write a Charlie/Hermione fic just for u). Tee hee hee

Chapter 1

"You did great Luna"

"Thanks Hermione. The radish earrings always help me focus. Feel free to borrow them anytime."

With a smile, I continue to wave goodbye as the other students start to filter out. Dumbledore's Army (the D.A. for short) is slowly coming together. We have learned we have to filter out in small groups in ten to fifteen minute intervals at the end of the night to avoid getting caught. Gryffindors' always volunteer to be the last to leave. Only a handful of us are left, just Harry, Ron, Ginny, the Weasley Twins, Katie Bell, and myself.

"Everyone seems to be getting better and better." Harry says. "So, how are we going to work this tonight?"

Usually Ginny and Neville are one of the first Gryffindors to leave, Harry, Ron, and I follow back to the Gryffindor common room under the cloak, with the twins and Katie coming a little after us, but Neville wasn't able to make it due to the fun filled Umbridge detention schedule courtesy of a potions mishap.

Ron suggests, "The four of us could always squeeze in…" Harry grimaces and I sigh "Ron, the cloak barely fits three of us."

Ginny's face lights up towards me "Harry and I could go, then you and Ron-"

George steps in "Gin, they would get caught pretty quick. How about you, Ron, and Harry take the cloak, Fred and Hermy take the passages, and me and Katie go together."

Everyone agrees on the idea… However if he calls me Hermy again, he may find one of his own products being used on him… After the three of them leave, I figured I can sit and do some homework. I actually don't mind staying a little longer. I know with the twins I will never get caught and if I go with Harry and Ron they will want to talk in the common room and I will never get my homework done.

"So boys, who's next? Team Hermione or Team Katie." I ask gaining a chuckle from Katie.

The twins do some kind of weird twin telepathy and state "Team Katie."

The time just flew by after I started to read and the next thing I know Team Katie is heading out. Fred flopping down next to me states "Thank Merlin I am with you tonight."

A little surprised I ask "Why?"

A laughing Fred answers, "The less attractive twin likes to snog with Katie Bell in the passageways and poor little ole me just ends up getting myself into trouble when I wander ahead. Sooooooo we have some time to kill, what shall we do?"

"I have an extra book-"

"We could play a game!"

"Fred I am not sure-"

"I know you 'Mione, you are reading the silly lessons Umbridge has concocted for us to dumb ourselves down with. I would actually be doing you a favor by distracting you." Fred smiled.

Sadly, he does have a point "Okay okay… What game do you have in mind?"

Suddenly I have a very hyper Weasley twin bouncing around me "We could play a card game!"

"Do you have cards?"

"No… (more bouncing) We could play a drinking game?"

"Do you have anything to drink?"

"No (even more bouncing)… I have it! I came up with a game for George and I, but we haven't played it yet" He starts taking items out of his pockets, finds something, smiles up at me "Always be prepared" and begins casting some spells I don't recognize. "'Mione, take off your robe."

"Look Fred, I don't know what you have in mind, but-"

"Ta da!" I look over to see filled balloons equally divided in front of Fred, who is smiling ear to ear.

"So, what it in the balloons?"

"It depends on the balloon…. water, paint, or confetti." He begins to take off his robe showing a knitted sweater underneath with the letter G. "Well, come on."

"Why do I have to take off my robes? How do you win? And why are you wearing George's sweater?"

"Do you want your robes covered in paint? You don't win. And George is wearing my sweater. You do want to play right?" Puppy dogs eyes are truly my weakness.

I actually really did want to just play. Not trying to win sounded great. Since Umbridge took over, there was no fun anywhere anymore, but I guess I took to long and "Are you not wearing anything under there? If you aren't I could take everything off to make you more comfortable." He starts taking off the sweater the shirt underneath.

I rolled my eyes, removed my robe…. And completely lost track of everything because Merlin! Quidditch had done Fred some good! Muscles in all the right places… "- and then we back up ten paces and snowball fight rules?"

I pretty much would have agreed to anything right there because my brain had left the second Fred's shirt had come off.

A/N - next chapter should be up in a couple days - just depends on how much homework my beta has ;p