The Go Go Girls: Elementary School Dance Fiasco
It started off as a normal day in South Park Elementary. The Go Go Girls consisting of Articuno, Ho-oh, and Lugia were sitting together at the lunch table. Sitting with them were the South Park girls; Bebe Stevens, Wendy Testaburger, Millie, Rebecca, Sally, Heidi Turner, and Esther. All of the girls were looking at a dance flier. "So who are you going to bring to the dance Bebe?" Wendy asked. "I'm not sure Wendy. I might ask Kyle Broflovski." Bebe answered. "I know who is going to ask me guys. Butch has to ask me. After all the dance itself is in two days." Articuno boasted. "Hey the dance is a formal dance. Boys have to wear tuxedos while girls have to wear dresses" Millie pointed out. "Hey guys we should all go dress shopping in Serenatown! I heard that Diamond Silk came out with new party gowns!" Ho-oh suggested. "Yeah!" all of the girls exclaimed.
Later after school ended, the Go Go Girls and the girls of South Park went on a shopping spree in Serenatown. "Hey Articuno did you notice that Shadow was following us throughout town?" Lugia mentioned to Articuno. "Friggin hedgehog" Articuno angrily muttered under her breath. "I know you are there Shadow! If you even think of following me, I will mail those pictures of you getting drunk and flipping off Luigi to the Star magazine!" Articuno hollared out loud. A few seconds later, they heard heavy footsteps running away. "Yeah that's right Shads. Go run home crying to your Maria!" Articuno hissed. The girls tried on many gowns and dresses. Cotton dresses, silk gowns, satin gowns, short ones, long ones, ones trimmed with ruffles and lace. "Girls I think this one is the dress for me! Ho-oh squealed. The bird held a long red dress with a sparkly ruby red ruffled cape-like thing that wraps around the torso and stretches to the floor all around , except the front. It has a wide dark pink belt with several golden cords connected in the middle by a large, fire-shaped orange jewel surrounded by small teardrop shaped jewels with two yellow stars to the upper right, and from this decoration dangles two medium length golden cords with several seed bead cords dangling at the ends. "Cool Ho-oh! You guys will love my dress!" Lugia added in. Lugia was trying on a cobalt blue gown with green lining, ruffles and laces. She also had silver anklets. Articuno decided to keep her gown a secret until the dance.
"What? What do you mean you won't take me to the dance?" Articuno shrieked. After the girls of South Park left, Articuno, Ho-oh and Lugia went back to the Main House. Apparently, Butch decided he was not taking Articuno. "You heard me. I said I wanted to take Mertle Edmonds instead." Butch stated. "Excuse me BUT you said you would take me and now you are going with that b*&# Mertle?" Articuno hissed. "Well I wanted to try something different. On the other note you are nothing but a spoiled selfish b%$#* Articuno! I saw how you were off staring at the creep hedgehog Shadow! A few months ago, you hated his guts and now you worship the very ground he walks on1" Butch spat. "Well fine then I don't need you Botch!" Articuno snapped. "Good luck finding a date Articuno. Ha!" Butch sneered.
Articuno sat outside on a chair in the patio with disappointment in her face. "Ey. Come on Articuno it can't be that bad." Mysteri tried to reconsile her. "No it's worse. The school is trying to get us to "bond" by making the kids have dates to enter the dance. Now that Butch dropped out on me, I'm screwed." Articuno moaned. "Hey look. I can ask Shadow for you." Mysteri offered. "No. No friggin way. I would rather go with Dog Poo that degenerate to that." Articuno hissed. "Look I know you are highly attracted to him so that means you will go to the dance with him" Mysteri put out. "No" "Lady Articuno you are going to the dance with Shadow the Hedgehog whether you like it or not!" Mysteri announced.
"So Shads what are your plans for the school dance?" The white cat asked Shadow. "I'm staying." The ebony hedgehog bluntly answered. Flipping her red-violet hair: "Shadow I want you to ask Articuno out to the dance. Butchie ditched her and now Articuno is on the verge of going crazy. And haven't you also noticed that Articuno is attracted to you?" Mysteri added in. "I won't do it. Articuno is snobby and spoiled. I refuse to go down to her level to impress the locals" Shadow growled. "What do you mean by locals?" Mysteri asked. "Doesn't matter. I still will not ask Articuno" Shadow added in. "Look Shadow I'm begging you for the sake of reviews and Articuno's blabering, please do it. I'll give you $20 and cell phone minutes" Mysteri begged. "Damnit. I hate it when girls use the Maria beg on me" Shadow whispered. "So will you do it?" "Fine. Give me the money now and I'll ask her" the ebony hedgehog replied. A few minutes later, Shadow came up to Articuno with a spark of hope in his crimson eyes. "What do you want Faker?" Articuno hissed. "God let me speak! Articuno will you go to the dance with me? I will pay for the tickets and anything else" Shadow offered. After 2 minutes of silence, :"*sigh* Alright I will go with you. But one condition, at some point, you and I will flip the bird at Butch and Mertle"Articuno answered.