DISCLAIMER: I do not own Persona 3.
There's a loud, piercing shriek in the dorm, and within seconds everyone is scrambling out of their rooms and into the foyer.
"What is it, Yukari? Is it a Shadow? Where is it? I'll rip 'em a new one!" Akihiko declares, holding his fists up. Mitsuru sighs and puts a hand on her hip.
"Don't be ridiculous, Akihiko, it's the middle of the day," she says, and the boxer lowers his fists in embarrassment.
"What is the matter, Yukari-san?" Aigis asks, approaching the sofa where the archer was seated.
"It's Stupei!" Yukari growls, pointing at the teen. "He did it!"
"Did what?" Fuuka asks.
"He... He broke my nail!" Yukari wails, and there's a collective sigh of exasperation from the group. Mitsuru immediately leaves the vicinity, and Akihiko follows.
"How are they older than me?" Ken mutters to himself before heading back up the stairs, too.
"I didn't break your nail, Yuka-tan!" Junpei shouts, irritated. "You just tripped and got your nails caught in the carpet!"
"I tripped on your leg!" Yukari hollers back. Fuuka sighs and returns to her room as well; she's already used to their bickering.
"I was on the opposite couch!" Junpei shoots back.
"You can still reach!" Now it's Minako's turn to leave. The red-eyed teen saunters over to the kitchen, muttering about food, and Koromaru tags along at her heels, yipping happily.
"No, they can't! Look!" Junpei stretches his legs out, which only reach to the midway point of the coffee table. "You just tripped over the edge of the couch or something."
"Analysis reveals that the corner of the sofa has moved by one point two millimetres," Aigis adds in a way that she thinks is helpful. Yukari huffs angrily about "unsupportive friends", kicks Junpei's shin, and stomps back up to her room.
"What's with her?" Junpei groans, rubbing his shin with a wince.
"I would infer that Yukari-san is currently having her menstrual cycle, and—"
"I AM NOT ON MY PERIOD, AIGIS!"
I have no idea what compelled me to write this.
Crap drabbles FTW!
Thanks for reading this shitty thing.