Stomach Problems
Okay i came up with this idea thanks to this funny episode of Broad city... Sorry if the writing sucks. this is my very first fan fiction.
No i don't own these awesome character... they belong to Jonathan Larson :)
Its Friday night at the Jefferson-Johnson household and Maureen decides to have a movie night with her beautiful girlfriend, her best friend Collins and her friend Mark. In the middle of their movie the power goes out due to a thunderstorm outside.
"Fuucckkkk" Maureen screams.
"Calm down.." Joanne rolls her eyes as she walks over to the closet. "Don't worry guys i have candles and flashlights."
"Good cause i heard on the news earlier there was going to be a big storm." Mark says while munching on popcorn.
"So you knew there would be a storm and didn't say anything?" Collins playfully shoves mark.
"Sorry, i didn't want to ruin movie night"
"Well either way, its ruined".
Maureen starts pacing the floor and tries to think of something they could all do to replace movie night. There was no way this drama queen would be bored on a friday night, no storm could ruin her fun.
"Honeybear come sit with me" Joanne pats the empty space on the couch not far from collins and mark's.
"Hold on, i'm trying to come up with something." she stops pacing."I GOT IT! How about we play a game!"
everyone groans.
"Come on! We could see who chugs beer faster!" she sits on Joanne's lap.
"Nope, i'm good" Collins says while grinning. "How about we have a talent show?"
Joanne and Mark agrees which causes maureen to frown.
"Come on mo! you can show off your acting skills" Collins smiles.
"Yeah baby, it'll be fun" Joanne looks up at maureen.
"Fine… whatever. i'll be right back" Mo gets up and walks over to the bathroom.
_Ten Minutes Later_
Maureen writes a note that reads:
IF YOU'RE NOT COLLINS DO NOT READ THIS….
Collins, i need your help. come to the bathroom door ASAP!
she then turns the note into a paper airplane and cracks the door to take a peak.
"okay… here goes nothing…" she throws the paper airplane as hard as she could then closes the bathroom door.
Joanne was the first to spot it and decides to pick it up.
"Uhh Jo, i believe that is mine" Collins walks over with a huge grin and takes it out of her hand. "why would she make you a paper airplane?" Joanne looks at him confused.
"No reason.." Collins giggles as he walks into the kitchen to read the note. "This should be good" he walks to the bathroom door and knocks gently. "Hey its me… what's going on?"
she slides another note under the door. Collins picks up the note and burst out laughing. Maureen gets off the floor and opens the door. "This isn't funny, can't believe this would happen at a time like this". Collins walks in and continues to laugh as he smells the stench.
"So you're still having those stomach problems huh?"
"Shut up! i do not have stomach problems.. its just a little sensitive. i was hungry and i found some bean burritos. If i knew the damn storm would affect the plumbing i would've ate something else"
"I bet.. is Joanne aware of this?"
"No! i don't want my girlfriend to look at me different" she frowns as she sits on the bathroom floor again.
"She won't Maureen, everybody shits.. its normal! now go out there and relax. i'll take care of it"
"You will?" she stands up and smiles.
"Yes, i'm your bestfriend… i got this" he hugs her tight then guides her outside. Once shes gone he walks over to the toilet and pulls up the lid. "DAMN! Girl you sure you've only been eating bean burritos?" Collins shakes his head and laughs.
_Meanwhile_
"What is taking them so long?" Joanne paces the floor in front of mark.
"Beats me…" Mark says as he eats his popcorn.
Joanne stops pacing when she looks up to see Maureen. she rushes over and hugs her tightly "Baby, whats wrong?"
"Nothing, everything is good. Hey! don't eat all the popcorn" she walks over to mark grabs the popcorn then walks into the kitchen for a drink.
Joanne watches maureen suspiciously and thinks to herself, "What is she up to?"