*Kenny's POV*
As I was walking to the mailbox, hoping to finally get the letter I was supposed to receive, I found one of my dad's cheep beer cans; I started kicking it around, kind of stalling. Yeah, I'll admit I'm a little afraid to read the words that are written on the page. It's supposed to tell me if I got the job as a stunt double I signed up for.
"God damn it's hot out here," I said as I pulled off my hood to reveal my messy dirty blonde hair. Yes, even in the mountains, July is still hot as hell. Well, here goes nothing, I pulled open the mail box and looked through all of the envelopes there were. Oh yay. More bills my family can't afford to pay. It's never fun being part of the poorest family in South Park.
"Bill. Bill. Bill. Oh look, another bill." I said that as I was skimming through the folded paper. Finally, I found something that didn't look like something telling us that we were late for our payments.
"Addressed to Kenneth McCormick, yep, this is it." I took a deep breath as I opened up the envelope. I summoned up my best business man's voice and read the letter aloud, "Kenneth, upon reading your request to be a stunt double for our movie, we have decided you are a perfect fit for the requirements for the job."
I stopped right there and fist pumped into the air. I, Kenny McCormick, had a job.
I continued to read the letter while standing in my driveway, when I got to the part about where I would be working and brought back the business man voice, "You will be working in Hollywood; we will provide a hotel room and meals. You will have to report to the studio at nine o'clock a.m. every morning Monday through Friday, you will then be able to leave at 5 o'clock p.m. every day. There is no guarantee that you will be filming all of those days."
I slipped into my bathing suit, just some orange shorts, and put on a white tank top. As I left, I shouted into the house to warn my parents I was going to be at Starks Pond for the rest of the day, not that it mattered; my parents don't pay much attention to me or my brother anymore.
"Ladies and motherfuckers, I will be leaving for Hollywood on August 1st! I will miss you all deeply but will soon forget about you once I have 20,000 dollars." I yelled loud enough that everyone got quiet and listened to me for once.
"Shut up you poor piece of shit! We're tryin' to cool down ere'!" Cartman yelled obviously a little jealous of my awesome acting job. Tweek twitched at the sound of Cartman's screaming.
"God damn it, Cartman. Tweek just calmed down." Craig said as he swam over to the now shaking Tweek. He pressed his forehead up to Tweek's and whispered a spell of some kind that calmed the kid down long enough that he wasn't shaking in the water anymore. "Come on, let's go to the raft and get something to drink."
"Kenny, you do realize that August 1st is just a few days from now, right?" Wendy asked.
"Wendy, don't you think he knows that? God, what a dumb bitch!" Cartman said now annoyed more than before.
"Yeah Wendy, loosen up. I still have five days. That means four of them are going to be spent with all of you red necks." I said as I pulled off the tank top and jumped off of the dock into the deeper end of the water.