Friends On Jokes
Monica: M; Chandler: C ; Joey: J; Ross: Ro; Rachel: Ra; Phoebe: P
Shopping madness
On a beautiful Sunday morning, Monica decides to go shopping.
M: Chandler!
C: WHAT!
M: Time to go shopping, I need your opinion!
Chandler looks terrified and pretends to be on the phone.
C: I'd LOVE to go… but I'm talking to Ross on the phone, sorry dear.
Somebody knocks, Monica opens the door. It's Ross, and Chandler is still pretending to talk on the phone with Ross. Monica walks up to Chandler and looks at him… ANGRY.
M: Who are you talking to NOW SWEATY?
C: Um… OH LOOK! It's Ross standing outside the door. What a coincidence I was talking to a friend ALSO called Ross.
Monica hangs up the phone and yells:
M: Chandler, you promised me today we will go shopping together and you will give me your opinion!
C: HEY! MY LIFE, MY DECISIONS.
RO: You have another friend with my same name without consulting me?
Chandler whispers to Ross:
C: It's just an excuse to not go shopping.
RO: Well then let's go to the Central Perk.
C: Ok. I am meeting my OTHER FRIEND WHO ALSO NAME IS ROSS THERE!
Monica turns around and Chandler and Ross run away.
Evil cows.
Ro: Um Joey, You don't have to put sugar in your milk… it's already sweet.
J: It's not sweet… it comes from a COW! Milk from cows is not sweet. Cows are evil, you know. They want to take over the world; destroying the ozone layer with their methane farts!"
More to come soon!