Eye for a King
I am so touched that people are actually reading my stories! I want to cry like a baby right now. BUT, I have a love story for you! Well, it's an idea; let's put King and Asuka together!
*clapping and cheering*
okay, I'm the only one cheering… awkward. Well random Mimi fans, I'm up to no good by making a short story for KINGSUKA!
YAY!!!!! *sweat drop* I need to stop doing that! So until 10 people are disgusted with KINGSUKA! Im writing it! Uhh, typing it. Let's begin!
Sorry for the ongoing ramble……
Disclaimer: I do NOT own the Tekken characters featured in this story.
A need for a tutor
Hi, my name is Asuka Kazama, and I'm trying to take over the Mishima Zaibatsu. In order to do that, I'll have to learn certain languages. For Chinese, I have my girls Miharu and Xiaoyu and of course, Lei. For French, I did various (mostly degrading) favors for Lili. And for Korean, I had to date Hwoarang to make Jin mad. After all that, Jin has the audacity to tell me I have to learn another language! I swear if he wasn't my cousin, I'd totally beat the crap out of him--!
"Asuka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!We're here!!" Xiaoyu called from downstairs.
"OKAY!!!!! Gotta go diary, see ya soon!!" Asuka said running out. She went downstairs and saw her friends: so she told them the news.
"WHAT?! YOU NEED TO LEARN SPANISH NOW?!" Hwoarang said shocked.
"Just face it; Jin doesn't want you to have the Zaibatsu." Miharu shrugged.
"Otherwise, he wouldn't have you take all those stupid language classes!" Christie agreed.
"Not to mention our help!" Lili added.
"*sigh* I know, I know, but this is the only way I can take over the Zaibatsu! I have to do it! And if I lose it to Eddy, I'M GONNA FREAK!!!" Asuka shouted.
"I'm with Asuka! She can't give up now!" Xiaoyu cheered.
"But who does she know that knows Spanish? NO ONE THAT'S WHO!" Lili argued.
"Chill out Captain Bring Down!" Hwoarang said with a sweat drop.
"*light bulb* Hey, doesn't Julia know that King guy?!" Miharu beamed.
"Grr…*anime mad* I TOLD YOU NOT TO MENTION THAT NAME AROUND ME!!!" Xiaoyu roared.
"*anime panic look* CHILL OUT XIA! I FORGOT! *anime tears* PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME UP LIKE LAST TIME!!!" Miharu cried.
"*question mark* Forgot what?!" everyone asked.
"That Julia is pregnant with Jin's baby and that they are engaged. AND YA'LL THOUGHT SHE WAS A NERD!" Christie laughed.
"Well I certainly didn't. *shifts eye to Asuka* the only nerd bird here is Asuka!!" Lili stated.
"*anime panic look*HEY I DIDN'T WANT THEM TO KNOW!!!!!! AND YOU WONDER WHY WE'RE RIVALS!!!!!" Asuka shouted.
"*anger sign and waves hand up and down* Oh we're only rivals because you defeated me!!" Lili stated.
"DOESN'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS TOWARDS JULIA?!" Xiaoyu shouted angrily. Everyone was quiet and stared at her. Xiaoyu made a disappointed face then an angry one.
"UGH! I'M OUTTA HERE!" Xiaoyu shouted, heading for the door.
"Why? Your boyfriend called?" Hwoarang joked.
"NO! I HAFTA GO FEED GRANDPA!" Xiaoyu shouted, storming out.
"Weird." Asuka said.
"That she stormed out without giving us a hug?" Christie questioned.
"No, that her gramps is still alive, I wonder how he does it." Asuka said, thinking about it. Everyone did an anime fall.
"Anyways, about Julia, she knows King?" Asuka asked.
"Yeah, I think her mom or she use to date him back in the day. *shakes head* The point is he's Spanish and speaks Mexican." Miharu stated.
"*confused look* Don't cha mean he's Mexican and he speaks Spanish?" Christie laughed.
"WELL IF YOU KNEW, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL SUKA?!" Miharu yelled.
"Isn't King that guy who wears a mask?" Asuka asked.
"Yeah." Everyone said shaking their head.
"And doesn't he roar when he wins and when he talks?" Asuka questioned.
"Sometimes." They said, with a sweat drop.
"*surprised look* Oh kay…. (I can't let these guys know I'm a bit weird out by him!)" Asuka panicked.
"You're not scared of him, are you?" Hwoarang asked with a raised eyebrow.
"*Anime surprise look/panic arms* WHAT?! ME?! SCARED?! THAT'S FUNNY! HA HA! YOUR FUNNY Aang! (Can he read my mind?!)" Asuka said with a worried face.
"This is it; Asuka has finally lost her damn mind!" Lili said with a sweat drop.
"If you're scared, just say so." Christie stated.
"*Sigh* okay I'm---"Asuka began to say.
" SCARED! HA HA HA!" they laughed.
"I didn't say that!" Asuka blushed.
"You didn't have to, we read your poker face." Miharu laughed.
"Ugh! Im with Xiao, IM OUTTA HERE!" Asuka said leaving.
~IN MEXICO~
King is in a tag team match against Todo Touch lee and his partner, El Lobo. King tags in his partner, El Leon, and they did a full nelson arm body slam. El Lobo comes in to break the count.
"El Lobo! If you don't go back to your corner, I will disqualify you!" the referee yelled.
"Grr… FINE!" he roared.
"Tag me in hermano!" King said reaching out to El Leon.
"You got it hermanito!" he said tagging him in.
"YAY!!!!!!!!!" they audience cheered.
"You're going down pendejos! Agrh!" King said running to Todo.
He tackled Todo then got up and punched El Lobo in the face, then he did a moonsault and pinned Todo.
"UNO! DOS! TRES! *ding ding* here are your winners--King and El Leon!!!!!!!!!!
"Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the audience roared.
"Ahh, you did a good job hermanito! Muy bien!" El Leon cheered.
"Ah gracias, you weren't so bad yourself!" King joked. The two laughed and held one another.
"You lose again?! Ay yai yai! Can you do anything right?! Ay me!" Senora Loca yelled.
"Aigh! It wasn't my fault! It was Todo's fault-- he's the one who made us lose!" El Lobo whined.
"Nuh uhn!" Todo argued.
" Uhn huh!" El Lobo argued.
"Nuh uhn!" Todo said again.
"Uhn huh!" El Lobo whined.
"ENOUGH YOU IDIOTS!" Senora Loca shouted.
"Ohhhh, King-----"a female cooed.
"Hmm? oh hola Kikay, que pasa?" King smiled.
"Nothing....I want nobody, nobody, nobody but you! I want nobody, nobody, nobody but----WHOA!!!!!" Kikay singed.
"OUTTA THE WAY, ANNOYING GIRL!!!!!" Senora Loca shouted, pushing Kikay. Kikay flew into Armor then gave thumbs up.
"Hola mija, que pasa?" King said coolly.
"I, Senora Loca, challenge you to a mixed tag match! Next week, Senora Loca and El Lobo versus you and your lady friend! And if you lose or refuse, ha, you must remove your mask!" Senora Loca stated.
"Gasp!!" the audience gasped.
"Trust me Senora, I will not refuse and I will not lose, YOUR ON!" King roared. The audience cheered uncontrollably. Kikay ran over to King and Loca.
"Here that folks! Senor King will have to defend his face next week! Don't miss it! And who will be his lady partner? Shall it be me? Only time will tell! Tune in next week to World National Wrestling!" Kikay shouted.
~ BACK IN JAPAN~
Julia is at home watching King on TV. Y'know, the fight he just had.
"Wooh! Yeah king! [Doorbell rings] about time!" Julia said walking to the door.
"Tommy if you think you're getting a tip you got another thing [opens door] coming…Suka?" Julia said confused. She then looked around. "Where's my pizza?"
"I ate it, look I need a phone number." Asuka said.
"A phone number? Why and you owe me a pizza." Julia asked.
"I didn't eat your pizza! I was joking and I need King's number." Asuka yelled.
"Oh, why do you need King's number?" Julia questioned.
"So he can teach me Spanish." Asuka finished.
"Okay, yeah, uh, why should I help?" Julia asked.
"What is this, 20Q?! If you don't, I'll tell Jin that's not his baby!" Asuka shouted.
"Ugh! Fine, hang on" Julia said leaving. Then she came back with the number. "HERE! Besides, how do you know I won't get an abortion?" Julia questioned with a raised brow.
"Because, why would you kill yours and Jin's baby?" Asuka replied.
"Uh…FOR THE SAKE OF SCIENCE! Now go, your fat ass is blocking my delivery." Julia said waving her hand.
"My fat ass?!" Asuka shouted, shocked.
"That's what I said!" Julia said raising her eyebrows.
"Well at least my fat ass doesn't look like the back of a bus." Asuka snapped.
"Gasp! YOU BITCH!" Julia cried slamming the door.
OUTSIDE
Asuka realizes what she said to Julia and starts to laugh. King is in his bedroom getting ready for bed.
"Heh heh! Boy do I crack myself up or what?" Asuka laughed dialing King's number.
X X X
"Ugh, that damn phone. It's gonna bring the death of me." King yawned. "hello?"
"Gasp! (he sounds cuter with his voice!)…" Asuka thought to herself.
"Look, can you prank call me later? I'm busy right now." King yawned.
"No wait! DON'T HANG UP!" Asuka panicked.
"Hmm?! A muchacha? And why not?" King questioned.
"Because I need your help! I need you to teach me Spanish!" Asuka blurted.
"I'm sorry senora, I can't but I want to know who gave you my cell number." King said.
"Julia gave it to me—"Asuka sighed, disappointedly.
"Julia?! Ugh, I guess so…." King replied.
"So you'll help me?" Asuka asked again.
"Yes, but not now mija, I'm busy, can you find someone else?" King asked, tired.
"No, I don't!" Asuka whined.
"I'm very sorry, goodbye" King said hanging up.
"But--ugh! I'm not giving that easily! Im going to Mexico!" Asuka stated. Then her stomach started to growl. "After I eat!"
She started banging on Julia's door. "Julia! I'm hungry! OPEN UP!"
[Julia inside the house]
"Oh no! It's not enough room for an airplane and a school bus!" Julia laughed eating her pizza.
"YOU BITCH! I AM NOT AS BIG AS A AIRPLANE!" Asuka whined.
"Oh yeah? WELL YOU EAT LIKE THE PEOPLE ON A PLANE! HA HA!" Julia laughed evily.
":Grr!!! YOU JERK! YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME! YOU'RE SUSPOSE TO SET AN EXAMPLE!" Asuka yelled.
"I am, don't fuck with a pregnant lady! We get pissed quickly!" Julia laughed.
"Okay, I learned my lesson, now let me have a slice! Please!!!" Asuka begged.
"Well since you said please....NO!" Julia cackled. She started choking on her pizza and started laughing again.
"YOU PIG--YOU----"
This fight isn't going anywhere; well that's it for now! And I apologize for the following: for making KINGSUKA!!!! And for all the Julia fans and if I offended anyone else, my bad! See ya soon and stay peachy!