Poison

Sumamry: Just a random thing I wrote involving Rikkaidai. This story is AU and Yukimura is a GIRL! Pairing warnings: SanadaxFemYukimura

A/N: Just a little thingy...I barely noticed this until I checked it the last time it was up on FF... I, by accident, got Yagyuu, Renji and inui mixed up with each other and somehow ended giving Renji glasses..XD I feel like a dork now lol. But, it has been fixed so NOW enjoy this random thingy.

AND PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU SEE ANY MORE MISTAKES!XD

Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!

"Renji?"

Looking up from his laptop, Renji Sanada, eldest son of Seiichi and Genichirou Sanada, slowly stopped typing. His parents had gone out on their monthly date that night and had left him in charge of his three younger brothers, and his brothers friends.

Upon arriving home Seiichi and Genichirou Sanada had gone straight up stairs to check on their younger children and children's said friends only to find the kids outrageously shaking with slightly high fevers, they were also twitching and throw up was all over the place. They asked what had happened only getting a "Renji" and "Sick-nasty-yellow-experiment-puke-tasting-drink" out of the traumatized children .

Seiichi sighed before leaving her husband with the kids and made her way down the hall to Renji's room.

"Yes okaa?" Renji replied giving his full attention to the beautiful blue haired woman who stood in his doorway.

"What in the world did you give your brothers?" Seiichi questioned knowing Renji would get right to the point having already noted his mother's irritation.

"Well, I ordered the pizza you told me to for dinner and Sadaharu came over so we-"

Groaning, Seiichi stuck her head out into the hallway and yelled, " Gen, call Poison Control."

Eyebrow cocked the Genichirou peered at his wife as he stuck his head out of Akaya's and Niou's room. "Why poiso-"

"Renji had Sadaharu over."

Genichirou sighed in exasperation and opened his cell phone quickly finding the number he needed.

"Hello, Poison Control? We have an emergency...Yes. The cause?...Have you ever heard of Sadaharu? Yes that Sadaharu...You'll be right here? Okay thank you.


Later as they laid in bed, Genichirou turned onto his side so he could stroke his wife's face gently.

"Sometimes I wonder if our children's friends are really safe for them to be around,"

"Our kids aren't exactly angels."

"...Touche."