Old MacFeanor had Three Jewels

by Pip the Dark Lord of All

A sadistic parody of Old MacDonald had a Farm.

A sadistic parody of Old MacDonald had a farm.

Old MacFeanor had three jewels
E-I-E-I-O
And in his jewels he had some light
E-I-E-I-O
With a shine shine here
And a shine shine there
Here a shine, there a shine
Everywhere a shine shine,
Old MacFeanor had three jewels
E-I-E-I-O

Old MacFeanor went to Fingolfin,
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And to his neck he stuck a sword,
E-I-E-I-O
With a get thee gone here
And a get thee gone there
Get thee gone, Get thee gone,
And take they due place!
Old MacFeanor went to Fingolfin,

E-I-E-I-O

Old MacFeanor needed ships,

E-I-E-I-O
And with those ships there were Teleri,
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With a slay slay here
And a slay slay there
Here a slay, there a slay,
Everywhere a kinslay,
Old MacFeanor needed ships,
E-I-E-I-O

Old MacFeanor burned the ships,
E-I-E-I-O
And left Fingolfin far behind,
E-I-E-I-O
With a flame flame here
And a flame flame there
Here a flame, there a flame,
Everywhere a flame flame,
Old MacFeanor burned the ships,
E-I-E-I-O

The End.

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