Once upon a time there was a kid. The kid's name was Bruce Wayne. Bruce was a rich kid. One day he fell down a well when he was playing tag and he saw bats in the well. His sister went to tell the dad. The dad came back with a rope and called his son. Bruce pulled on the rope and climbed all the way up.
One day Bruce was going to a play that his school was making. The play was scary for Bruce because it reminded him about the well with the bats. So he asked his mom and dad to go outside. When they were outside his mom and dad were asking him what is wrong, son? Then some guy came over to Bruce's dad and pointing a gun at him. Bruce's dad gave his wallet to the guy and then - BAM! BAM! - the guy killed his parents. Bruce was never the same for his life.
Twenty Years Later:
Bruce was waking up and he had Alfred there to guide him. Bruce was walking one day and was going down a ladder. When he went down the ladder he found a cave full of bats. It made him remember when his parents died. He was angry. He kicked one of the iron bars, "DAMN IT!"
Bruce twisted his ankle. Alfred went to get some help.
He went to the hospital and Alfred told them what Bruce did. Alfred asked if he could get something to eat. Bruce was starving. Alfred got some food for Bruce. He wolfed it down like a wolf. His stomach was full. He asked for coffee. After he drank the coffee they knocked him out. They had to do surgery on his ankle.
Four Hours Later:
Bruce woke up with lots of blood on the floor. He found out that his ankle was replaced with a fat guy's ankle. He found out the fat guy pooped on his ankle. He punched the fat guy. The fat guy's name was Doo-Doo Ball. Doo-Doo Ball didn't feel anything, he was too fat to feel anything. Bruce shot him with his grappler, but the fat man died. Bruce had to go to jail. Bruce told the story about what the fat guy did. They made the fat guy go to hell. He was crying. It was just a nerve.
You know when those birds have nerves, like in cowspiracy? How the duck was flapping it's wing and the girl said "It's still alive!" but then the father said, "It's just a nerve. That's what happens when they die."
Bruce Wayne didn't have to go to jail. He went back to the cave and punched Alfred by accident.
"Why didn't you stop Doo-Doo Ball from pooping on my ankle?" He demanded.
Alfred said "They wouldn't let me in."
"Damn it!" Bruce shouted, "I hate them."
"Why the bad language, sir?" Alfred asked, "Bruce, can you stop?"
"No."
"Why," said Alfred.
"Because I'm too angry- I can't even walk."
"We can go back, sir."