Note: I'm doing these chapters in the order that they leave, NOT the order they find their tickets in. Anyways, here's Augustus!! Augustus, by the way, is the only one who gets a little bit of amnesia

Disclaimer: No matter how many golden tickets I get or how good I am, I will NEVER own Willy Wonka or any of the characters, names, etc.

As I open my eyes, I feel a burning sensation. My skin vas tingling. It vas VERY HOT. Where was I? Looking around, I found myself to be in a machine. On the outside staring at me was my mother. Why did she look worried? Then it hit me. Chocolate Factory. Willy Vonka's Chocolate Factory. The Golden Ticket. But how had I ended up in here? The last thing I remembered:

Flashback

"Augustus my chocolate must never be touched by human hands!!"

"Too late! I think I've had too much chocolate now........"

And then I sneezed.

What happened after I sneezed? Looking around for more clues, I realized that I smelled like chocolate. I had chocolate on my hands, my face, my shirt. Then, a little creature came and took me out of the machine. "My little Gusie!!!!!" mom screeched, running over. "Mom? Vat's going on? Why am I covered in chocolate?" Her hands dropped and her face fell. "You…don't remember?" she asked, disappointed. "Vat have you done to him!" she yelled at the little workers. "I remember Willy Vonka telling me not to touch ze chocolate…..veren't there kids? Where are they?" "Mr. Vonka continued on ze tour" she explained. "Do you vant something to eat?" she asked eagerly. "Uh…no, thanks" She began to cry. "Mom? Vat is it?!" I asked her. "Why-won't you eat?" she sobbed. "You love food! All you do is eat, little Gusie! Vat has happened?!" I was surprised. Supposedly, I loved to eat ALL the time? I wasn't hungry now. But looking at myself in a mirror a little creature brought me, I found that mom couldn't have been lying. I was HUGE. "We should go, mom" I told her. "I should get started on a diet" This only made mom wail more loudly, which made me wonder just how much I used to eat. Oh well, I guess I can start over now.