Family Guy: The Happiness Bunny's Revenge
By: DMEX
Nadda is mine, ya dig?
Ch. 1
All Expense Paid Trip for a Stuffed Bunny
(Family Guy opening)
-The Griffin House, Living Room-
Peter is watching TV with Brian
TV: We now return to Amazonian Heart on Lifetime.
(woman on TV is holding a man in her arms)
Woman: Craig, there's something you need to know.
Craig: What Jenny?
Jenny: I'm married!
Craig: To who?!
Peter: I bet you it's Big Scotty!
Brian: $20 says you're wrong.
Jenny: To ThunderEye!
Peter: AGH!
Brian: Told you. Pay up.
Peter: DAMMIT!
(Peter hands Brian $20. Lois walks in)
Lois: Peter, Stewie is getting antsy.
Brian: He wants to go out somewhere?
Peter: Why can't you do it?
Lois: Because I'm going to take Meg to the Gynecologist. And Chris is in detention because of you.
Peter: What? I thought that footage of Tommy Pickles being put through that burning table at ECW One Night Stand 2006 would make a great report.
(cue cutaway)
Fighting in the ring
Joey Styles: -and Balls Mahoney is setting up a table.
Tommy Pickles: You stink Mahoney!
Mahoney grabs Tommy Pickles in the crowd, while Axl Rotten lights the table on fire. Everyone is cheering at this point
Joey Styles (horrified): NO! NOT TOMMY! NOT TOMMY!
(Balls Mahoney power bombs Tommy through the burning table. Everyone in the crowd is cheering)
Joey Styles (horrified): OH MY GOD!
Crowd: ECDUB! ECDUB! ECDUB! ECDUB!
(end cutaway)
Lois: Peter, somebody got hurt because of that. Not to mention Paul Heyman had to pay $6 Million in restitution.
Peter: Fine, I'll take Stewie to da toy store. Just hand me a couple a bucks.
Brian: Peter just lost a bet to me.
Lois: Fine, here $50. Use it wisely and don't even think about going to Redd's Shoppe. That fox will rip you off, no madda what he says.
(cue cutaway)
Lois is shopping at Redd's
Redd: See anything you like, cousin?
Lois: That painting looks nice.
Redd: Funny you mention that! There was some guy that had a wheelbarrow worth of Bells wanting that. But I told him "I'm saving it for a cousin." So that will be 7700 Bells.
Lois: I only have $100. Would that suffice in Bells?
Red: Yeh, that'll do.
later
Lois (angry): WHAT?! IT'S A DAMN FRAUD?! DAMN THAT FOX!
(end cutaway)
-Toy Store-
Peter: Geez, with only 50 bucks I'm not sure what Stewie would want.
(Stewie sees a big stuffed bunny)
Stewie: My God! I want a big stuffed bunnae like this!
Brian: The Happiness Bunny? Stewie, that's $50.
Peter: $50? That's all we have!
Tom Nook: (speaking Animalese)
Peter: Brian, do you know what he just said? I don't speak in that "aye ye yaya".
Brian: That's Animalese Peter. And he said: "A Happiness Bunny, hmm? With it selling like hotcakes, I had to put it on sale at 50% off."
Peter: HELL YEAH! I'M BUYING!
-Back at the Griffin House-
Lois: Happiness Bunnies? Peter how much were they?
Peter: That little squirrel-bobcat-thing said it was 25% off. Supposed to be 50 bucks but when they cut the price down I had to get a few.
Lois: Well that would explain why I got a letta from Tom Nook at the Toy Store. He said that we're supposed to pay him $50 worth of debt.
Peter: WHAT?! THAT LITTLE SQUIRREL BOBCAT THING PUT ME IN DEBT!
(Peter grabs his Happiness Bunny and puts it against the wall. He punches it)
Peter (punches Happiness Bunny): PUT ME IN DEBT WILL YOU YA STUPID SQURREL-BOBCAT-THING?!
Peter (punches Happiness Bunny): GIVE CHRIS AFTA SCHOOL DETENTION FOR GIVING THE TOMMY PICKELS ECW REPORT?!
Chris: Mom, what's Dad doing?
Lois: Taking his anga out on his Happiness Bunny.
Meg: That sounds like a good idea.
Brian: Don't worry Lois. Give Peter a few more minutes and he'll probably never do it again.
To be continued…