The Ultimate Challenge
By the one and only *EvilSquirrel

Disclaimer: I don't own SailorMoon. SailorMoon belongs to someone else. I do not own SailorMoon. Sailor Moon belongs to someone else. I do not own SailorMoon. Sailor Moon belongs to someone else. I do not own SailorMoon. Sailor Moon belongs to someone else. I do not own SailorMoon. Sailor Moon belongs to someone else.
I do not own SailorMoon. Sailor Moon belongs to someone else. I do not...

Notes: this is the only SM fic I'm going to be posting for a while...I got the idea when I noticed how familiar the crystals on the chandeliers at Home Depot looked...
I'm actually writing a fic in story format! WOOHOO!



Prologue

Hino Rei gazed deeply into her sacred flame as she chanted an ancient mantra. Dreams had been pounding away at her average 9 hours of sleep per night, and they usually involved an unshaven, fat man in a red flannel shirt and blue jeans holding a chain saw.
"Sacred flame," Rei asked, eyes shut " what does it mean?"
When Rei opened her eyes to gaze into the fire, she saw nothing, except the sacred fire had one hell of a glare. After five full minutes are staring at the bright flame, the priestess shrugged, rolled her eyes and started to leave.
"Come to your local Home Depot to get your new Sailor Senshi powers today!" a male voice yelled from the fire.
Rei quickly turned to see the face of the person in the fire. It was the same man as in her dream, flannel shirt and everything.
"What do you mean by new Sailor Senshi powers?" she asked.
"Well, you have to be here in three hours. It'll be your biggest challenge yet, and the people who live through it get to get new powers."
"What kind of stupid..."
"Don't question the sacred flame! Bob, signing out!"
With that, the man was gone.
"Of all the stupid, worthless visions..." Rei mumbled, massaging sore eyes as she left the temple to contact the other Senshi.