Disclaimer: Naruto is owned by, created by, and belongs to Kishimoto Masashi and Viz Media. This is only used for the purpose of entertainment and nothing more. PLEASE don't sue me! Now on with the story! -
The sun shines through Hidan's room brightly. "Damn it..another day in this shithole..with these faggots arguing again.." he muttered to himself as the ongoing arguement between Deidara and Itachi continued in the hallway. The only way Hidan can cope with such idiots is with his computer(with shitty internet) due to Kakuzu's cheap ass. Before he can even click on the "Internet Explorer" icon, a box reading "1 new IM recieved" appeared. He didn't know what to expect if he click on it, but Hidan being the not very smart dude he is, clicked on it.
Konan: Morning Jashin =3!
Morning Paper Maché
Konan: Can u hear this shit! Y don't they just fight already?
Finally! Sumbody who agrees with my idea..how did this even start?
Konan: A while ago before you and Kakuzu joined, Itachi, Sasori, and Kisame were sent by Pein to the Village Hidden in the Stone to get more members. At that particular time, Deidara was a good guy..not much into anything else but his clay so when Itachi told him to join them, he declined and make an explosive. Itachi with his Genjutsu repelled the attack and told Deidara that if he blew him up, Deidara would blow himself up. He looked down and realized the same explosive that was around Itachi, was around him. Ever since then, He vowed to destroy Itachi and his Genjutsu...
Wow...If that was me..I would have been fucked up Deidara...
Konan: Hehe..damn it..wind is fucking up my paper...g2g Jashin =3
Just as Hidan was about to exit out, he recieved another IM.
Sasori: Jashin!
What!
Sasori: This shitty internet is pissing me off..go tell ur partner to get an upgrade!
Psssh like he'll listen..with him, it's anything under $20..
Sasori: Well tell him it's for Konan's breast reduction!
Did somebody tie chakra strings around your neck?
Sasori: *Chuckles* No!
Did you swallow some of the Third Kazekage's Iron Sand?
Sasori: *LMAO* NO! *Seriously* But honestly, have you and Kakazu had sex?
What kind of question is that?
Sasori: Mine, now answer it!
Did you and Deidara fuck?
Sasori: Touché but I asked you a question first! So answer it!
I asked you a question second...
Sasori: Fine, I'll take that as a yes..
WHAT! Not with his old ass you won't!
Sasori: Oh, that's major bullshit! I see how he looks at your ass...
My back is turned so of course I can't see!
Sasori: What about that time in the kitchen? He slapped your ass and kissed your neck!
That wasn't me! That was you!
Sasori: Oh yeah...but wished it was you!
How come you just can't except the fact that I'm straight?
Sasori: Because i'm still scrubbing his spit of my neck...
But didn't that happen last week?
Sasori: Yeah...=0
Sasori: Damn..g2g...he's on the prowl again..
Haha! That's exactly what you get! See you later, whore.
Look what I found! I was going through my laptop and found this story from when I first starting writing 2 years ago. No seriously. When I clicked on it, it said "July 10th, 2009." I didn't edit anything either. All I did was remaster it a little. There *might* be a few grammatical errors (not to be confused with slang) because I didn't really scan for mistakes. This was written in chat format, sooo yeah. This is one of my first pieces of art and an update to my fanfiction since my page has been collecting dust! Happy New Year! :D