Back where I waa bred, I never listened to a single thing my owner said ,
I never used a litter box,I made a mess in the hall so they took me vet who cut off both MY BALLS!
During An adventure later where I taught two kids fun , they're dog went on the run. We got to a birthday party and the only way to hide was to replace the pinata.
the kids came out with plastic bats and attacked but the worst thing happened when a big fat brat took a wooden bat and this little prick hit me directly in my
DICK!