A Day To Remember
1Scene 1 NCIS headquarters
Gibbs: DiNozzo what the hell are you doing?
(Tony balancing pencil on his nose)
Tony: (Puts pencil on table) sorry boss it's just been such a quiet day
(Gibbs death stares)
Tony: stopping
Ziva: stop complaining tony what else would you be doing.
Tony: sitting at home with a hot chick (ziva stops) sorry woman
(Ziva looks up from writing)
Tony: ok fine just sitting at home alone
Gibbs: (sits down slowly and gets up after realizing) where is McGee?
Ziva: I think he's with Abby
Gibbs: Go get him Tony
(Abby walks in pushing McGee)
Abby: him is right here sir
McGee: groans*
Tony: What's wrong little probikons?
Abby: he feels sick
(Phone rings Gibbs answers)
Gibbs: he'll be fine going back to your lab; you three get your gear.
(Gibbs walks to elevator with ziva following)
Tony: just don't Mcvomit ok
McGee: funny (shoves tony)
Scene 2 (Bone's car)
Booth: I told you to turn left, but no you're always right
Bones: sorry at least my driving is better than yours
Booth: in your dreams (rolls his eyes)
(Booth looks out window and notices the turn)
Booth: Left, Left, Left
(Bones turns left)
Booth: I said left
Bones: (stops car) I did turn left
Booth: No your other left
Bones: and you help your son with homework how?
(Bang gun shot goes off booth and bones get out of car and head towards the house
Scene 3 house with dead sailor
Gibbs: McGee what was that
McGee: sorry boss thought it was a person, but umm more like a cat, sorry. (Mumbles) I hate the flu
Gibbs: where's your NCIS hat and jumper McGee
McGee: umm well I'm getting hot boss,
Gibbs: I'm going out back to find Tony and Ziva don't let the cats get you
(Gibbs smiles)
McGee: ill be fine boss
(McGee bends down and starts observing shell casings)
Bones: in here look
'(Through the window they see McGee)
Booth: look there's the body
(booth kicks down door)
Bones: freeze
McGee: (looks up) oh god i..i...I'm
Booth: his got a gun
McGee: federal..... (Booth shoots McGee in stomach)
Gibbs: another cat. McGee lets go
(As they walk into house see bones and booth holding McGee while bleeding)
Bones: his yours
(Tony ziva and Gibbs pull out guns)
Booth: whoa FBI he had no id a bus is on its way.
(Ziva and tony run down and help bones with the wound)
Scene 4 Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.
Gibbs: you shot my man how do you want me to act
Booth: well it's not our fault he needed ID he said nothing about being NCIS
Tony: (hands Gibbs coffee) ok let's take a breather
(Abby comes running in)
Abby: Gibbs, Gibbs where is he why what (starts crying)
Gibbs: Abbys its ok just relax where's ducky
Abby: ducky, you don't need him McGee will be just fine
Gibbs: I know abs for the dead sailor
(Bones and ziva sitting on chairs)
Bones: I am really sorry
Ziva: it's not me you should be worried about (hints looking up)
(Abbys looks at bones)
Abby: and you are
Bones: Dr. Temperance Brennan FBI
Booth: Just call her Bones
(Abby turns Booth smiles)
Abby: are you the one who shot McGee or is it that partner of yours who's checking out my ass
Booth: coughs um sorry yeah it was me by accident though
Abby: I don't care he dies you die
Gibbs: Abby shhh
Cuddy: hi imp Dr. Cuddy, Mr. McGee is doing ok still unconscious but he has lost allot of blood
Tony: can we see him
Cuddy: sure but only for a short while
(Walk to McGee's room together)
Tony: probie you'll be fine
Abby: sits by the bed of course he will
(Gibbs walks out side)
Bones: why you not in there
Gibbs: I have a killer to catch
Bones: you can't be worried about that can you?
(Gibbs walks off)
Bones: I'm here if you need help
Ducky: (comes up behind bones) my dear Gibbs would never ask for help
(Looks confused)
Ducky: silly me, im Dr Mallard chief medical examiner at NCIS
Bones: Dr. Temperance Brennan FBI
Ducky: pleasure (smiles and walks in)
Scene 5 Cuddy's Office
House: did you see that officer chick wow
Cuddy: which one we have hundreds running around here
House: I like it
Cuddy: I don't, anyway what do you want house?
House: what can't I just drop by?
Cuddy: House
(House pauses and looks at cuddy)
House: well I was
(Gibbs storms in)
Gibbs: Why is McGee still unconscious?
House: may have something to do with him getting shot, (looks at cuddy) and they say cops are
Smart
(Cuddy looks at house, house shrugs')
Gibbs: well she said he'll be awake by now
Cuddy: im sorry special agent Gibbs Dr house will send his team in to see how things are going
(House rolls his eyes)
Cuddy: House now
House: sure Dr Cuddy
(Storms out running into Gibbs)
Gibbs: is he always such an ass
Cuddy: Well yes
Gibbs: oh great where going to get along just fine
(Gibbs walks out and cuddy slumps onto chair)
Scene 6 Bonus's FBI office
Bones: Angela he was such an
Angela: a what
Bones: there is no word he left right when his man needed him,
Angela: So Bastard
Bones: yeah I guess so
(Tony walks in and Angela looks up)
Angela: Hi
Bones: who are you (turns around) Tony.
Angela: Tony (stands up)
Tony: (smiles)
Bones: um how long have you been there for?
Tony: not to long,
Bones: so what's wrong?
Tony: My bastard of a boss sent me
Bones: (blushes) hmm well
(Angela giggles)
Tony: he was wondering if you could help with his investigation
Bones: sure whets he need
Tony: well ducky needs help with the autopsy and abbey is in now shape to look at the forensic
Evidence
Angela: I'll take a look
Bones: ask Hodgens to help you
Angela: Yeah great idea (sarcasm)
Tony: thanks
Bones: so where is ducky
Tony: well at NCIS with the body let's go
(Booth walks in)
Booth: Go where
Tony: No where for you, Bones and Angela are going to coming to ncis with me
Booth: why can't I come?
Tony: because Gibbs hates your guts right now I think its best you stay out of sight,
Booth: but I want to come
Bones: stop being a child
Booth: Fine (walks out and looks in through window with puppy dog face) Bones oh Bones, Bones
Bones: let's go before I hurt him
Scene 7 NCIS Desks
Tony: So tell me if a lovely lady like you is taken or not
Angela :( giggles) well no
Tony: tonight 7
Angela: well you don't waste time
(Ziva watches from top floor balcony)
Tony: why should I waste time with the basics?
(Gibbs walks out of elevator)
Gibbs: Tony!!
Tony: (jumps of table) yes boss
Gibbs: are you waiting for an invite to tell me what you got
Tony: umm well that's the thing I have nothing
Angela: may I bud in (Gibbs looks at Angela) well I found out that your John Doe is Petty
Officer Damson Jones he was meant to have deployed 2 weeks ago on the sea Hawk
Gibbs: see DiNozzo, She can make googly eyes and work
(Gibbs walks up stairs)
Tony: Smart and beautiful
(Gibbs leans on balcony next to ziva)
Gibbs: watching him won't change anything
Ziva: I know im just observing
(Gibbs phone rings)
Gibbs: Ducky and Dr Brennan have something
(Walks off)
Ziva: how's McGee
Gibbs: don't know
Scene 8 Autopsy
(Bones and Ducky doing Autopsy)
Bones: Really you traveled all that way
Ducky: not only that but I...
Gibbs: Ducky
(Bones and Ducky turn from Autopsy)
Gibbs: What you go for me
Ducky: Gibbs it's like you always know... (Turns to Bones). I remember this one time when I
Gibbs: Ducky to day
Ducky: Sorry Jethro, well it wasn't me who saw it but from the help of this beautiful lady,
We found that there is a fracture to the left skull from blunt forced trauma.
(Gibbs starts to walk out)
Bones: there's more
(Gibbs turns around)
Bones: the stab wound were postmortem, 17 to be exact,
Ducky: This man must have been much unlinked.
(Gibbs starts to walk out and ducky grabs his arm)
Ducky: You been to see young Tim yet
Gibbs: I have a killer to catch (walks out)
Ducky: Sighs*
S9 McGee's Hospital room
Abby: so there was a Collaborative Master Data Management gone wrong
McGee: (laughs then coughs)
(Gibbs walks in slowly)
McGee: Boss
Abby: (runs and hugs Gibbs) oh I knew you'd come I just knew it
Gibbs: how you feeling McGee
McGee: yeah a lot better (coughs)
Abby: so how are things going back home
Gibbs: well Ducky has a new assistant temporarily, there's and intruder in your lab
Temporarily and tony's in love temporarily.
Abby: sorry I zoned out after the intruder
McGee: Abb's it's alright
Abby: no it's not alright, his violating my privacy touching my baby's
No. 13: (looks in Gibbs smiles No. 13 walks off)
Abby: he better not have rearranged anything
Gibbs: Abby
Abby: sorry just the thought of someone else touching my masspectrometer
It sends a cold chill down my back
Gibbs: well I promise we'll sterilise everything later
(No. 13 walks in)
No.13: I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Gibbs: alright I'll see you later McGee
Abby: I'll be back tomorrow now I have to go save my babies
McGee: (as there walking out) Bye Gibbs, have fun Abby
(As no.13 puts need in arm)
No.13: so what did they do to her kids?
McGee: (laughs)
Scene 10 Abby's lab
Hodgins: Yes got ya
Gibbs: and that would be
(Hodgins turns around)
Hodgins: Well I... (See's Abby)
Gibbs: You
Hodgins: found out that the petty officer had drugs in his system
Gibbs: so he was drugged
Hodgins: No he only had 8% heroin in him which means
Abby: he took it himself that's the amount to get you high not enough to put you on an autopsy table.
Hodgins: (smiles)
Gibbs: anything else
Hodgins: well I'm waiting to see if a hair found be long's to the petty officer
It should be done right about (ding)
Abby: NOW, my baby is calling me (walks over and hugs masspectrometer) I missed you
(Hodgins looks at Gibbs, Gibbs shrugs)
Abby: and (tony runs in with Ziva)
Ziva: Gibbs we got something big
Abby: so have I
Tony: ours will take a second
Abby: I was ready 1st
Ziva: ours could help the case
Abby: the hair is not Petty Officer Damson's
Tony: hey that's not fair
Abby: smiles
Gibbs: find me whose it is you got an hour
Abby: Gibbs that's millions of people
Ziva: Hello I think we can help
(All goes quiet Gibbs stairs)
Tony: our squeaky clean Petty officer was a
Ziva: Dirty drug dealer
Tony: who had a partner?
Ziva: Jason banks (flashes photo)
Gibbs: and you think his involved
Tony: oh yeah. Arrested 4 times for drug possession and spent 5
In the correction facility for bashing his ex girlfriend got out on good behaviour hasn't
Seen his parole officer in 2 weeks
Abby: I'll run the hair with his DNA
(Gibbs walks out tony and ziva follow and argue on the way out)
Hodgins: is it always like this
Abby: yeah only on good days
(Hodgins breaths out)
Scene 11 hospital
House: 13 tell me what you think
No.13: about
House: that FBI lady
No.13: I am not answering that
House: why not
Chase: I think she's hot
(Cameron elbows chase)
Chase: what
House: see I love honest opinions
Foreman: only if they involve sexist answers
Chase: how is calling her hot sexist
Cameron: let's get back to the case please
House: its benign astrocytoma give the girl a few days
Foreman: I'll do it seeing as the rest of you insensitive are to busy (walks out)
(Ziva walks next to bones)
House: now what about that officer chick
Chase: oh she was so coming onto me
Cameron: what'
Chase: asked me out to dinner
House and Cameron: REALLY?
Chase: yeah
Cameron: then what
Chase: she was flirting with me really loudly
Cameron: and you just stood there
House: this is better than a soap opera
(Chase walks out and Ziva waves and smiles Cameron sees and walks over)
Cameron: hey
Ziva: hi
Cameron: heard you asked chase out
Ziva: yeah and
Chase: where sort of a thing
Ziva: sorry didn't know that
Cameron: just keep your opinions to yourself
Ziva: didn't know he was taken he showed a liking in me
(Cameron slaps ziva)
Ziva: ha-ha gonna wish you hadn't done that
(Fight breaks out chase runs in and bones)
Chase: stop it (grabs Cameron)
Bones: relax (grabs ziva)
(Gibbs comes in)
Gibbs: Ziva what the hell are you doing
Ziva: she
Gibbs: don't care go back to NCIS
Ziva: But
Gibbs: NOW
Scene 12 FBI
Bones: should have seen it it was like the best cat fight ever
Booth: I have seen it
Bones: how
Booth: (pulls out phone and plays video) this is he best bit
Bones: where did you get that?
Bones: We'll that Dr taped it gave it to McGee who gave it to Abby who gave it to Hodgins who gave it to me
Bones: oh, who else has it?
Booth: everyone
Angela: (runs in with phone) Booth has you seen this
Booth: oh yeah
Angela: Tony gave it to me
Bones: how did the date go?
Angela: great I guess
Bones: that's good
Booth: really you and tony went out
Angela: yeah his nice
Booth: (laughs)
Angela: what
Booth: he seems not your type
Angela: his intelligent to his limits
(Phone rings Bones gets it)
Bones: be right there
(Closes phone)
Bones: Gibbs found the drug dealers hide out he wants us there
(Walks out)
Scene 13 drug dealer's house
Ziva: is it me or does it stinks in here
Tony: no it smells like (pauses) RATS
Ziva: (laughs) oh tony this should be fun
Tony: ha *mutters* I hate rats
(Bones and booth walk in)
Gibbs: you two follow me (pointing to B&B)
And you two go that way (points to T&Z)
Bones: man it stinks in here
(Bang and every one freeze's and takes out guns)
Tony: there home
Gibbs: (points to door)
Ziva: (kicks down door) CLEAR
Booth: (walks in) there
(Badies shoot them every 1 takes cover)
Booth: (see's ziva) you're bleeding
Ziva: I'm fine
Booth: no your not
Tony: (crutches over) Ziva you're not ok
(Tony signals bones and they take ziva out)
(Booth turns around and see's no Gibbs)
Booth: Gibbs Gibbs
(Jason hits Booth on the head)
(Booth on floor see Jason from his point of few looking from floor)
Jason: now you ready to see me export millions of dollars with of drugs
Gibbs: you won't get away with it
Jason: and who's going to stop me
(Gibbs
sees gun and booth awake slides gun across to Booth)
Booth:
Freeze
Jason: and what are you going to do Gibbs (thinking Gibbs was talking and booth
Was still knocked out)
Booth: shoot you
Jason: (sees booth and tries to run)
(Booth shoots him in the leg Jason falls)
Scene 14 last scene many places
(House fixes Ziva's leg with tony by her side as cuddy watches)
(Angela Hodgins booth and bones sitting at table eating)
(Chase and Cameron together)
McGee: (walking out of hospital) its good to be going home
Gibbs: we missed you
Ducky: yes lad, it's been quite different
Abby: and my intruders gone
(END)