This is my version of themovieThe Whole Nine Yards with a twist . This is AU version that takes place inpresent time. These characters are not mine, God i wish they were because there would be a certain paleontologist that would be mine. and Jen the chan man yours.

Chandler Bing hated his life , but not his beautiful wife or his two children. The advertising thing didn't pan out, so he had to return to the world of data processing. It really wasn't fair , since Monica was preparing to open her own restaurant, Joey was starring in a sitcom, Ross was now the chair of the paleontology department, Rachel was vice president of North American operations , and Phoebe was releasing her own album. He was the only one who life was going backwards instead of forwards.

But with the restaurant opening, the Bing family was more into debt than ever. Monica started to ask her own parents first, but once again the shadow and success of her brother and now his wife was thrown in her face. Nora had offered as well, but Chandler turned her down , and also Charles as well. He wanted to do this on his own.

Chandler drank the liquid in the hope he could wake up by the computer terminal. The coffee was cold , but the caffeine did shock his system. He looked forlornly at the computer screen. It was some top secret project the company had given him since he was very experienced.

Monica walked into the study. She held their new baby in her arms. Little Daniel couldn't sleep and Mommy thought she could walk him until her six month old was asleep. She smiled as she looked at his sandy hair and the tiny set of blue eyes looking up at her. Her medical marvel she called him , just as her mother called her own brother when doctors told them they couldn't conceive a child.

"Danny couldn't sleep." She smiled and walked over to the screen. He turned off the terminal and got up. "I'm sorry , Mon. I have got to get this done , and I forgot how late it was. I am coming to bed." Chandler rolled the wheels out on the chair and then he put his arm around his wife and their child. Erica and Jack had been asleep for hours now. They both looked in on their two little angels and then they walked to the nursery.

"He's finally asleep." Monica said as she laid him in the crib. Next to him was a tiny little duck , a gift from Uncle Joey. The blanket that covered him was made of cashmere and was a gift from his aunt and uncle , with of course a stuffed green dinosaur.

Chandler decided to call it a night. He took off his glasses and put on his NYU t shirt and lounge pants. Crawling into bed, he put his arms around his wife and closed his eyes. His money problems would still be there in the morning.

The sun arose in Westchester and Monica ran around the kitchen. She poured their coffee, made the twins bacon and eggs, and then she pulled down her top to feed Danny before she had to head to the restaurant. Chandler came down the stairs in a blue suit and striped tie and he was carrying his briefcase.

"Good morning , my handsome husband." She smiled as she kissed him. He had leaned down since she was feeding their baby. "And good morning to you , my little man." He said as Daniel waved his little arms . "It looks like you have had enough." Monica said as she pulled down her shirt and laid him in the carrier on the table.

"Mommy ," Erica cried as she walked into the kitchen. She was wearing little care bear pajamas with little rainbows on them. Jack was wearing Madagascar ones that was a gift from his Aunt Phoebe and Uncle Mike. "I'm hungry." Cried Jack.

"Well he is either you as a child or he is becoming Joey." Chandler said. Monica looked over to her husband and gave him the famous Geller finger with her fists. "

"It figures, you are a Geller, after all." He said as he looked out the window and noticed movers. "Hey someone is moving into the house next door." He noticed as he looked over at the house next door. The people obviously had money. The stuff was top of the line and not just from a discount furniture place or Pottery Barn. "Looks like they have got some serious cash too." Monica was now going to become the surburban housewife and peek at their new neighbors. She did that in Manhattan, too until one morning she got just a little too much of a view when she saw Ross doing yoga in his underwear

"Let go greet our new neighbors." Monica said as she pulled a pie out of the refrigerator. "Can't we honor our New York roots and just ignore them?" "No we are suburbanites now, and suburbanites are friendly to the neighbors. " Monica said as she prepared the pie for presentation with a gingham ribbon and colored plastic wrap. With their two children tagging along in their jammies yet, Monica and Chandler and the baby went to welcome their newest neighbor in the cul de sac.

"I feel like I am on Desperate Housewives." Monica said laughing.

"Please don't start an affair with the neighbors gardener. It will feel like when I was growing up then. " Chandler said panicking.

They came to the front porch of the house and there was a guy standing there on the front porch. He was older then them, rather had a certain macho look to him. His hair had been shaved and he wore Ray Ban sunglasses. He also had on a wide brimmed hat.

"He looks a little like John McClane." Whispered Chandler.

"You guys and that damned movie." Monica cursed. She walked over to the older gentleman. She had to admit he was rather good looking. Well she did have an eye for older distinguished gentlemen. "Hi I am Monica Bing , this is my husband Chandler, our three children Jack, Erica and Daniel. Welcome to the neighborhood." She smiled and presented him with a pie. The gentleman smiled and tipped his hat. "Hello I am Jimmy , Jimmy Jones." Chandler looked very carefully . He had seen that face before..