Chapter 1
What I Learned From My Street Rat
10. Having a Magic Carpet is always handy, especially when you go jump off a balcony.
9. Trust is Very Important in all relationships.
8. Hiding your identity is all right.
7. Lavish parades with monkeys and camels aren't necessary.
6. The worst way to compliment a girl is to tell her she is punctual
5. Always get to know your girlfriend's pet tiger first.
4. Having a pet monkey who willingly transforms into an elephant is quite helpful.
3. Always make sure you act nice to everyone you meet; one of those people may be the Princess
2. Always have a Genie willing to grant you wishes around.
1. The best way to woo a girl-take her on a magic carpet ride.
Princess Jasmine walked around her room, waiting for Aladdin to come for their date. Genie came out of his lamp.
"Hey, aren't you and Al supposed to...." Genie said before Jasmine inturuptted him. "Yes. He's late." Jasmine said. "I bet he'll be here soon." Genie said.
Minutes passed, and still no Aladdin. "Where is he?" Jasmine asked. "Uh..... How long have we been waiting?" Genie asked.
"How am I supposed to know? You're the Genie!!" Jasmine said.
"UH.....................It's only been 2 minutes." Genie said.
"That's it! If he's nt going to show up in the next 5 minutes, I'm going to get angry! And it is NOT going to be pretty!" Jasmine screamed at the top of her lungs.
"I think he's just a litte late because....Magic Carpet Traffic!" Genie suggested. "That's inpossible! We're the only ones in Agrabah who have a Magic Carpet!!" Jasmine said.
"I think you're over reacting a little." Genie said. "Maybe you're right." Jasmine said.
"HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO KEEP WAITING?!" Jasmine said. "Uh, Jas, It's only been 15 seconds since you over reacted." Genie said.
"I can not keep waiting!!" Jasmine said. "You know what I would do?" Genie asked. "What?" Jasmine asked. "GET OVER IT!! Just kidding." Genie said.
"Genie!" Jasmine said. "Sorry." Genie replied.
So... they kept waiting.