101 ways to cheer up Arthur Pendragon. Way 1, letting him PUNCH SOMETHING!
Arthur came running in because he was in a bad mood and then he called for his man servant Merlin
"Merlin!" Arthur screamed Merlin looking up from his work said "yes your majesty?"
Arthur yelled " i want to punch something... TO PUNCH!"
Merlin jumped up and said "okay i'll get you something to punch"
"hurry" Arthur growled
Merlin nervously looked around,
"um... your pillow?" Merlin said
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Arthur said jumping up and down
Merlin " okay okay do you want to punch your armor?"
Arthur "NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
suddenly there is a knock on the door
"who is it?" Merlin says doging the vase Arthur throughs at him
the female voice says "it's sthe lady Morgana, whats going on in there?"
"Arthur is having a tantrum!" Morgana hears on her side of the door
then there is a loud, BANG!, due to the vase breaking,
Morgana enters not noticing the flying objects,
"About what?" Morgana asks,
duck! says Merlin. Morgana cofused with Merlin's answer " a duck? he's having a fit because of a duck? did you burn his supper or some-"
Merlin yelling "MOVE, SCRAMBLE, DUCK , TAKE COVER!,
Morgana finally realizes that Arthur is throwing his toilet at her
Morgana "ahhh! Merlin help me!"
Merlin pushes Morgana into Arthur's bed
Morgana " WHAT WAS THAT! i demand an explanation Merlin!
Merlin " calm down we just have to get Arthur to punch something"
Morgana "oh"
Merlin " now let's see he didn't want to punch his armor or his pillow so what can he punch?"
Morgana " there must be something he can punch!"
Merlin put on a brave face
Merlin: let him punch me!
Morgana: are you INSANE?
Merlin " well it's you or me"
Morgana thought carefully if he punched Merlin, Merlin would get hurt but if he punched her she would get hurt so she willingly made a sacrifice.
"let him punch you" Morgana said
Merlin "but-"
Morgana: let.. him.. punch.. you..
Merlin "okay here i go...
later when Arthur was back to normal Merlin had a black eye and a brused stomach
hmm... i wonder why?
well that was interesting, your probly wondering why Arthur was mad well i'll tell you, you see
it was not long after merlin let the dragon loose and almost destoyed camoelot well he wanted to go hunting
for the dragon but his dad didn't let him because he thought Arthur was not strong enough so Arthur went a little caca
so now you know and if you keep reading more will happen maybe Arthur will find the dragon and kill it but he may not so
keep reading to find out
your furry friend sooops